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For She's a Jolly Good Fellow

by Marrrrrrr on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"And, students, that is why," Duncan slurred, "Why Women Leave redefined the field of evolutionary psychology." From the middle row, Britta Perry rolled her eyes as hard as she could, fuming silently. Duncan had shown signs of having fallen off the wagon for a while now, but it was indisputable at this point. And he was wasting her god damn fucking time wi...

Mistress Nicole

by Alex_Hore on Sep 16, 2017
BDSM

I could see as we approached it that Nicole Dunne's house was large. There seemed to be many additions and renovations to the original design. I didn't know it then but it had all been made possible through inheritance, hard work and also her "counseling" fees. The work had been performed by out of town builders. She had paid them extra for the job to ensure...

Flight SH 123 to Corfu Ch. 07 of 07

by davidmuleguy on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

Chapter 7. (Conclusion) -- Danny finds fulfillment. Flight SH 123 to Corfu had landed and, as soon as the 'Please Fasten Your Seat Belt' sign had stopped flashing, 200 Sunshine Holidays passengers began vacating their seats, and retrieving their hand-luggage from the overhead storage cabinets. At their having finally touched down at their holiday destina...

Flight SH 123 to Corfu Ch. 03 of 07

by davidmuleguy on Sep 19, 2017
Fetish

Chapter 3 (of 7) -- Danny sets off for the airport -- to his 'placement'. Eighteen-year-old Danny Dawson's alarm clock went off at 5 a.m. on Monday -- a full two hours earlier than his customary weekday wake-up time -- and he surfaced sluggishly and reluctantly from the depths off his slumber. If you could call it that. For he had been awake for most o...

With Help from Michael O'Leary Pt. 04

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 16 Like Father Unlike Son Determined not to be like his father, Little Ralphie ended the cycle of bad behavior by using his father, the male stereotypical image that feminists want everyone to accept as the norm for all men and as an example of how not to act. He hated how his father belittled his mother, abuse that escalated whenever he had been dr...

Lesser Gods Ch. 01-05

by CatBrown on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is a book I have previously written but not published. It starts with some mildly erotic components, but it will be a slow build. If you are looking for a quick fix, this isn't it. If you want a novella with erotic overtones, I hope you enjoy my story. The entire book will be uploaded within a day or two. One Her trepidation increased as the feeling...

The Dept. of Positive Eugenics 07

by studrelease on Dec 11, 2018
Novels and Novellas

Date: June 10th, 2025 Time: 1057 hours The elevator doors opened up for Jason, and he hurried to get off and back to his room. He peeked around the corner to look into the common room, and sighed in relief upon finding it blissfully empty. He half walked, half ran across it and down his hall: his masculine pride warning him not to let anybody see how shame...

The Pleasure Dome

by Writer2000 on Aug 21, 2018
First Time

My name is Alan. I turned eighteen last week and my friends all clubbed together to buy me a one-day pass to the Pleasure Dome. This has been a tradition for the last ten years since virtual sex went mainstream around 2025 when I was born. Beyond a few kisses and some clumsy groping with girls at school I had no experience of sex. That is, apart from jacking...

The Irishman at the End of the Bar

by CaffeineFetish on Sep 24, 2019
Novels and Novellas

The story is the continuation from my previous story, The Sorority. If you have not read that, I recommend you do for continuity. --- Friday - December 12, 2025 -Chase Kramner- A body was found on the roof of an eight-story condominium complex by the cleaning crew about to work on the windows in the early morning hours. The body is positioned face down,...

A Shoulder to Cry On

by CaffeineFetish on Dec 16, 2019
Novels and Novellas

This story is a sequel to my previous story "The Irishman at the End of the Bar". I'd recommend reading that for the continuity. I would further like to the give a special shout to everyone who helped make the last story more successful than I ever imagined it could be. I never dreamed it would rank as all time number one for the genre on Literotica. I don't...