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In the Fitting Room

by TheForgottenPrincess on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I am so glad you decide to meet me at the store. I had just received a promotional mailer from them a few days ago, telling me all about their new lingerie designs! I know I want to buy some new stuff, but I also think it would be fun to put on a private show for you, too! You turn about 30 different shades of red as we walk through the lingerie section. I...

The Story of Rhea Ch. 01

by kris_cuteguy on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

At thirty I felt I achieved everything in life that I had hoped for during my formative years. I've never been too ambitious and when I paused to look at my life over my shoulder I felt I couldn't have done anything better. Graduation from Eton, a plush job at one of the best software firms, an amazing wife for whom my happiness towers over her deepest needs...

Caught For the Last Time Ch. 03

by TGJamie on Sep 12, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

So one evening while watching TV, she was sitting there sifting through catalogs and mailers. As she tossed another one on the floor she asked "Have you noticed how many sales there are on lingerie at the different stores right now?" Trying to be oblivious, I said "Not really, they always seem to have sales." But I said to myself, heck, I've noticed all my...

Sabine's Internship

by Sabineteas on Sep 26, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Sabine was in her senior year at college and had gotten an internship at a large financial firm in the city. She was a naive girl, had not dated much, but wasn't a virgin due to a high school boyfriend. She wasn't a hottie but was fairly good looking, nice full a bit better than B cup breasts, slim waist, rounded hips and butt. She didn't have a car so the...

Adventures of Babydick Ch. 01

by babydick on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

My freshman year of college I rented a room from an elderly widow. Mrs. Tyler was in her early 60's, tall and plump with gray hair and a gentle smile. I was happy with the arrangement since her house was only five blocks from campus, she was a great cook and rent was less than half of what the dorm cost. But the primary reason I lived with Mrs. Tyler was bec...

Living the Dream

by Cocklockedboy on Mar 9, 2020
BDSM

This story is a fantasy, how I imagine a realistic ish lifestyle working when I meet the right woman. Sunday-Thursday The alarm goes off at 7am. Zoe gets out, wearing her short, form fitting nightie and lays out my clothes. Often, this is girly panties with Jeans and a t-shirt, but occasionally a bra, corset or silky girly slut wear is worn underneath. T...

Christina and the Pool Guy

by MichaelinChina on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As Christina lay in her recliner chair in the warm midafternoon sunshine, she thought about her phone call to the pool cleaning company. A man had answered, and at the first sound of his words, her pussy moistened, her clit twitched and became slightly engorged. She was horny before she made the call - now her pussy was positively screaming for some attentio...

Office Party at Jan's

by mr_gent on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

"Good time tonight, Jan. Great idea you had!" I handed my friend three glasses and two bowls I'd brought in from her living room, and she dumped the ice and put them into her dishwasher. "Jan always has great ideas, you know that. Hell, it's her ideas that keep us in business half the time!" "You have that right, Thomas. Both you guys better remember that...

When Cyber Was Young

by Molly Magee on Sep 16, 2017
Letters & Transcripts

Molly and MacCor meet online one night in May '98. (found this chat on a floppy as I was going though some old files) * SmileMeS: Hello again SmileMeS: you sound.... SmileMeS: oklahoma-ish SmileMeS: are you seeing my IM's MacCor: Do I? SmileMeS: j/k SmileMeS: I don't really know what that sounds like MacCor: How about Pacific Northwest? SmileMeS:...

Late Night At The Pool

by Saiorse72 on Sep 12, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Please go easy on me this has been running through my head for weeks hopefully by writing it I can get some peace! I hope you like it! "I can't believe I'm going to do this" I think to myself, as I stand in semi darkness. A soft light from the emergency exit lights barely illuminating my tracksuit shorts, tshirt, socks and trainers which were already on...