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Sex Toys for Joanna

by HeyAll on Sep 13, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Joanna had always felt insecure about her nipples. They were long, pink, and delicate. Her breasts were small. That's what made the sight so jarring. She had small breasts with long pink nipples. She used to be embarrassed taking her top off for a new boyfriend. A part of her was even ashamed about it. But over time, she became used to it. Mostly because h...

The Painting in the Background

by SamMagnaAuthor on Feb 26, 2019
Anal

Chapter One The ocean waves danced in a slow, soothing rhythm. There were no less than fifteen people scattered on the private beach of Grayson's holiday resort. Gusts of warm wind rushed through Robin's shoulder length, honey brown curls and caressed his golden tan skin. The afternoon sun grew intense, releasing light perspiration. The sound of rustling p...

Breaking Susan

by Masterdominari on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

Prologue She was all attitude when I first saw her, attractive, poised, and arrogant. Her name was Susan and she was the executive secretary in the office of a construction company I worked for. She worked for her daddy of course, she was spoiled, and she was beautiful. Susan was always dressed perfectly with skirts just a little too short, and a little to...

The Last Shewolf Ch. 84 - End

by partwolf on Jul 10, 2018
NonHuman

Meghan's POV "Don't say a word," I said as I elbowed him in the ribs. He grunted, then sat down. "Put that away and look at me." He put the ticket back in his wallet and put his phone down. I leaned in, whispering in his ear. "This isn't the time or place. Don't say anything until you have Snake and Dagger alone, this is club business." He nodded, still...

The Dream Job Ch. 08

by nextcenturyromeo on Jun 1, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

[Part 8] Shartan: I already had my list of questions ready and was working on what tactics to use on Desai when Amrita called and said that Desai's secretary had called, something had come up and he would not be able to see me today. I told her to call back and get an appointment for any day that he was free this week. Now, this was really annoying. In...

The Dumb About Men Club

by MJRoberts on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 1 November 22nd, 10:30 p.m., Savannah, GA I sat hunched over, too wired and panicked to sleep but too upset to stay fully awake. I was drifting, day dreaming, wading in it; biting hard into a naked shoulder, running my hands and nails over a glistening back, somehow both new and familiar. I didn't know whose. I heard a woman's voice, a million mil...

Starting from Scratch Ch. 04: TALKWARD!!

by SZENSEI on Apr 22, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

"Can we stay home from school another day?" Sable McKellen the youngest of the two twin sisters by three minutes, appealed to their Mother Josie who was fixing breakfast before heading upstairs to shower. Josie paused in flipping pancakes wanting to say yes, but knew it would be a bad idea letting her girls remain home so soon after seeing what they did ye...

The Education of Cassie

by soppingwetpanties on Dec 16, 2019
BDSM

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, merchandise, companies, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. All characters in sexual situations are 18 years or older. This story c...

Tradition and Triumph Once More

by Timthe on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

I woke up with a start and realized that Srila was twenty-five minutes late. Just as I toyed with the thought of calling her, there was a sharp knock on the door! I peeked through the viewer and my heart sank as I saw the uniformed hotel concierge instead. I opened the door irritated and was about to be snappy when I saw her standing by his side. "Good eve...

Call Me Booty Ch. 03

by emap on Aug 31, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I can't help bouncing with happiness waiting for John, sore from last night or not I'm fertile. I smile up at Francis as he walks over he had felt really good last night. Judging by his returning smile he feels the same way about me. "Hi Catchada, to be honest I thought you would be hobbling around your house for a day or two after last night." I giggle nor...