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How To Pick Up Women Like Musicians

by NickFoxx on Sep 13, 2017
How To

I'm writing this for three reasons. 1. I grew up singing and playing guitar, bass, piano, sax and flute. And before you ask-Yes, I picked up girls while playing flute-so I know what I'm talking about. 2. I've slept with a number of women and I met virtually every single one of them (including my wife and my ex-wives) when I was in a band. In all honesty...

The Loners Ch. 02

by Ozma12533 on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I didn't expect such immediate and positive feedback for my first submission in Ch. 01, and I thank the kind opinions so far. A note on this chapter, it's much shorter than the first one, well, simply because that's just how it happened, and again, nothing of the explicit nature happens here, I promise, that's all going to Ch. 03. So, enjoy, and all commen...

Foxbutt Ch. 04

by FeatherWatt on Jul 15, 2020
NonHuman

Foxbutt so far: Part 1, Part 2,Part 3. This is my first ever furry story, so please let me know what you think! Check my profile to see my other story series. Lily hyperventilates as calmly as she can manage, knuckles white as fingers squeeze the wheel. Calm down, Lily. She forces herself to count to four as she breathes in, count to four as she breathes...

Peter Found My Secret

by nastynasto on Jan 22, 2020
Toys & Masturbation

One of my friends gifted me an adult toy because I was complaining about how there aren't any good guys that meet my standards. This was back when I was young and trying to impress my group of friends that I was picky and only chose the best and I deserved the best because I am the best. Well it ended terribly wrong. I immediately hid the toy in my purse t...

The Chink of Light Ch. 05

by Drmaxc on Aug 30, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Of course Geoff slept soundly, of course there was a knowing smile from Chloe across the breakfast table, of course there was an innocent look from Chloe as she peeled a ripe banana and chopped it onto her muesli - and of course there was a wink when her mother was not looking. Another night, another opportunity to stick his penis through Chloe's wall. He...

You Watch

by tdallyn on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Barbara had just gotten home from work. I had just returned from an afternoon run along the greenway, a paved trail through our neighborhood, which also bordered a local nature park. It was a great place to jog, shaded and away from traffic. Parts of it were fairly secluded as it wound through very picturesque woods. The light there was beautiful in the afte...

Black Book Diary Entry: Wilma

by PositiveThinker on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

I worked with Wilma. She was a store manager for one of our retail stores and I was the inventory control accountant. It was my job to take a physical inventory once a month. We had three retail stores spread throughout the city. We sold collectible items of very high quality and value, numismatic and philatelic items of interest, coins and stamps, some of...

Bi Friends: The Satrap's Hat

by 99PercentStraight on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

I have been recounting two close yet very seperate periods in my life in these stories. One, at the end of high school and that summer leading up to college, takes place at the end of the 70s. The other is a few years into college, in the early 80s. The former was a time of finding myself, sexually, and included a remarkable amount of straight lovemaking w...

Half-Breed Princess Ch. 02

by sexy_chick69 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

this story was edited by Daniellekitten it wouldnt have been possible without her than you so much Danielle your the best Also any similarities to Acheron of the Dark Hunter series of Sherrilyn Kenyon is coincidental I have never head of it but will be going to buy the books to see what everyone is talking about. Hope you enjoy this part of the story Jen...

Two Bits of Punishment

by littlemissjen on Sep 12, 2017
BDSM

The ways of a submissive are mostly truth-bound and extremely erotic in their simplicity. Someone (my Dom) makes requests, commands, demands, etc., and I as the submissive, submits. Along this path however, there are times whether intentional or unintentional, when someone such as myself, "messes" up. Therefore, punishment is required. . . Sometimes, disobe...