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Becky Meets 13 Inches

by Longhair21 on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

This morning Becky woke up in a great mood. There is always something special when you wake up to the full sun pouring into the bedroom window. She though, "wow, what time IS it?" as she brushed her teeth and tried to pin down a particularly funny blonde cowlick on her head. She looked around the hardwood for a couple of minutes before giving up on finding...

Not the Call He was Expecting

by hotprof1973 on Apr 3, 2019
Loving Wives

Here is an entry to the April Fool's contest. Just a quick light one that I hope people enjoy -- and not take it too seriously. * Jonah was relaxing in the basement on early Sunday afternoon, while Rhonda, his wife of five years, was vacuuming upstairs. Ronnie, their two-year-old son was spending the weekend at her parents because Jonah was expecting to be...

Funny How Time Slips Away

by Stultus on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

Copyright© 2009,2012 by Stultus A Story in the Jake River's Willie Nelson Invitational Universe When a cheating wife ill-treats and leaves a struggling poor factory manager, sometimes the very best revenge in life is to live well! A tale of how karmic justice sometimes does work out for everyone. Any story codes are trivial and only implied. Genre: Romant...

Chloe & Mom Ch. 01

by vargas111 on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

This is inspired by the great story "Letters to Mother" by LKWRITER. The following are letters from a different daughter to a different mom. Also inspired by CDE. Dear Mom, You have the most outrageously sexy ideas! No other girl has such a clever, wonderful mom as you. You are right, of course. It's not just that I need more hard nasty sex than Sidne...

The Tennis Partner Ch. 01

by SamFrench on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Did you ever feel instantly in tune with someone you just met? When you get the feeling you've known someone all your life? Well, it's happened to me several times and it always leaves me wondering what it is about that person that elicited that type of response. Why did I so quickly let my guard down and trust that person, shared all kinds of details of my...

Aftermath Ch. 03

by AylahAyres on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

3 I locked the door and walked to the elevator. My breasts felt out of place in my bra. I had begun to fix them by grabbing the bottom of my strapless and giving them a hefty lift. They felt great, my hands lingering lifting and squeezing. Just then the elevator opened. A smiling woman in a tank top with matching yoga pants was standing there in the center...

Death of the Salesman.

by Moked Out on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Sara was a sexy little devil of a girl. She had dark brown hair and sexy dark eyes. She is about 5 foot even, 96 pounds (when she is wearing panties) soaking wet. I knew her from school. I had taught her back at Quantico. She excelled so well in the FBI environment. There wasn't anything that she couldn't do. But then back in those days that is how FBI agent...

Mel's Favorite Seduction

by sam8 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Hi, I'm Mel, short for Melanie. This story is about my favorite time that I seduced a boy, and the fastest too. Let me lay it out for you. I have dark hair, wavy, and if it was long it might have been curly. Brown eyes and a crooked smile on a face that had been called "cute" and "pixieish." Or maybe that was about my body, I forget, cause I'm short and on...

Pixie Tricks

by Sean Renaud on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

She stepped into the bathroom and flicked the light on and spent a moment staring at it. She'd spent most of her life without electricity and the idea that people had miniature suns that could be turned on and off at will still brought made her smile. That was nothing compared to the idea that water, warm water if Pete remembered to fill her hot water bottle...

Stallion at Stud

by AmethystMare on Nov 25, 2017
NonHuman

This is a short work of erotic fiction containing furry, or anthropomorphic, characters, which are animals that either demonstrate human intelligence or walk on two legs, for the purposes of these tales. It is a thriving and growing fandom in which creators are prevalent in art and writing especially. ***** Stallion at Stud Rain pelted my coat as I thunde...