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Best friends

by Tyderp123 on Mar 19, 2015
Amateur

Characters Tyson Magana: 18 years old, white skin but Mexican ethnetacy medium curly black hair, black eyes and wears blue/black glasses. One of the four main characters. He is friendly and outgoing. Tallest of the four friends, stands at 6 feet and 4 inches. Is linebacker for his high school team. Has know the Brian since he was 9 and became friends with Jo...

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Emma Ch. 12

by bradley_stoke on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

XII "Are you staying with Mum again tonight?" Maisie asked Emma while they watched two of the cast of St. Denis Road making love. Maisie had become rather accustomed to seeing such sex scenes and Emma didn't really feel at all embarrassed to be with her as the couple carried on in their enthusiastic way. But she did get a little embarrassed by Maisie's qu...

The Big Five

by AnAmericanDarling on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

In this little essay I have written, I write about the big rules of the first date. This may not apply to a lot of y'all out there, being a much modern group, and while me, I personally am a bit old-fashioned when it comes to romance. For example, being that this is the 21st century, it now it takes a time of approximately 2.3 seconds to bed your object of d...

The Fall

by BuckyDuckman on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

A short story about being stood up at the altar told from the man's point-of-view. Comedy turns something sad into a tragedy with an unexpected twist. What could possibly be funny about a fish swimming to a wall? When the fish thinks, "Dam." As Mr. Gregory T. Johnson, seeing the hotel marquee welcoming Mr. & Mrs. Johnson felt like a sad reminder of my rec...

Speechless

by Native Alien on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I have a Sunday morning lover. He comes by after he works out at the gym. He is fifty and in really good shape. We get along really well and we talk alot about a lot of things. He is very intelligent and well spoken, genuine and real. No falsehoods with this one. He has very blue eyes that twinkle when he is passionate about something, like economics. Which...

Who's There?

by RightThere on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

As usual, strictly fictitious stuff, intended for grownups. If that's not you, please go out and play. If it is, I appreciate feedback. Is it cruel to let him do this when I'm not going to let him fuck me? Oh, come on. We're at a football game, in the middle of 60,000 people. Surely he doesn't think he's going to fuck me. But then, he is a guy; maybe he...

The Joke

by zeke81 on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

As John woke up he groaned, rolled over, and opened his eyes. "Good morning Kim." John said. "Good morning John." Kim said. John's mind wakes up quick and realizes that Kim is his wife Kelly's twin sister. He gets nervous and rolls the other way quickly and falls out of the bed to the floor. He pops back up on his knees and looks at Kim laying there on th...

Sophie's Diary

by HelenHall on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

October 1. Got the modelling contract from Morry and Auntie Flo said I should keep a diary cause I would be meeting lots of famous people, stars and lords and stuff, and when I got famous I could sell my diary for lots of money to a Sunday newspaper. So here goes. October 2. Morry had me do a photoshoot for Freddie Wibbly which I knew how it would turn out...

My Naive Boyfriend Ch. 01

by CraptainPlanet on Sep 11, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The trouble with my boyfriend started over the summer. His name is David (I'm Natalie), and while I love him to death, he's always been a bit thick and naive. He has a habit of turning everything into a joke, which is hilarious when it's appropriate. But he has a hard time telling when things should be taken seriously. I had tried for months to get him to ma...

Sigma Delta Gamma Ch. 06

by angel13 on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

6 Monday morning Angel wasn't in the mood to head to class. He knew that Parker would find his way and get Buffy. 'Why did I have to kiss her? You know why, because you like her. Does she feel the same way about me?' Angel knew that if he didn't go to class that Buffy would get suspicious. He heard a knock on the door and wondered who it was. As he made it...