“Now appearing for his 6th time here at the Comedy Palace, Long Island’s own funny fool, and my good friend, Henry Looper, The Loop!” Morgan Everlee waved his arms dramatically behind him at the curtain as ‘The Loop’ made his way onto the stage with his usual bag of props. Morgan punched fist against fist with the funny man and exited the stage from where He...
Irrational Man Acting Out (We Died Laughing) Who but Woody Allen could write and direct a movie with a title like Irrational Man and go straight to the heart of the subject? That's right, Irrational Man is about so-called "Continental philosophy," the ideas of Jean-Paul Satre, Martin Heidegger, and Soren Kierkegaard. For them, men don't occasionally or fre...
I was admitted to hospital for observation, after being weighed, measured and generally looked over, the nursing sister sat me in a wheel chair and took me to the ward . I was very disorientated and wondered what I was doing here. There were screens around the bed to provide some privacy whilst the rest of my clothes were removed. Instead of pajamas the sist...
There is lots of free stuff that you can get by just writing and sending an e-mail, if you know how to word it. It's fun, it's easy, and anyone can do it. Besides, you never know when you will connect with someone and what they will send you. Ingredients: Personal Computer, Internet connection, E-mail address, credit card, writing ability, creativity, a sin...
I think I am in trouble. What is it with me? Why do I have this wicked skill for getting myself into situations that freak the hell out of me? I don't know what I am doing or how I got here. I am in way over my head. I am out of my league and out of my mind. I am wondering if I should just back up and away. I want to run. I don't know what to do here. Ho...
Based on a story told by a co-worker. He couldn't believe she was still angry two years later. Go figure. Hope you enjoy. Jb7 * Terry McAllister looked out the kitchen window to the house next door. He heaved a huge sigh, knowing that he had to visit her sooner rather than later. He had been home from college for two days and hadn't even called to let her...
I wonder what all the crap is about looking forward to retirement? I finally did retire, let's just say sitting around on my ass waiting for Judge Judy to come on TV ain't really a great life. Course there is the wife, be nice to knock off a nice relaxed piece of butt now and then if she would go for it. Once a month or so she will reward me with a quickie,...
"Hey sis, it's Chels" Hailey heard her big sister on the other end of the phone and she instantly smiled. "Got a funny story for you, and really can't tell anyone else so I thought you'd appreciate it." "Cool, I want to hear it," Hailey said enthusiastically – her older sis was always good for a wild story since they had both left the house to go to enter t...
"Alexis?" "Huh, what," I answer distractedly from across the bedroom. "What time is it?" "3am, go back to sleep Johnny." "Alexis, the book isn't going to disappear over night, you can finish it in the morning." "Shh, I need to find out what happens." "C'mon sweetie, it's lonely here in this big ol' bed," you coax. "I mean really, who's a better lover,...
"I hate the way you use my language.", me-circa 1998, to an old girlfriend. I have an old friend that used to take on the smoking habits of the people she enjoyed being near. One person smoked Benson&Hedges, and always twirled the ends between her fingertips as she nodded/said something concerning Culinary class, nodded/said something funny about her bro...