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Spaceship, Spacemen, and Sex

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

It was a coincidental occasion that I found myself alone one night last week and sitting out on my back porch enjoying the evening air while sipping my favorite drink, 21-year-old Glenlevit single malt scotch. Ah, life is good when you are getting relaxed with a buzz while listening to the Red Sox beat the Minnesota Twins on the radio. My girlfriend was at...

Astonishing

by imhapless on Oct 6, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

As I assume is the case for most average heterosexual males, when I daydreamed of fucking some famous movie star or singer it was normally someone really buxom and beautiful, like Christian Hendricks, Salma Hayek, Beyoncé, or Denise Richards (or in their day Raquel Welch or Sophia Loren); or if I was not masturbating to thoughts of one of them then it was to...

Tyler's Gangbang

by rckplsky on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

I move my arms as legs as they're chained to the bedposts. I feel the huge plug in my ass. I can't move from the bed, as the voices get closer to the basement door. I feel a bit too warm under the blanket. I look at the clock that is on the wall and realize it's a little past six p.m. I can't believe I've been down here for a while. I lost track of time bein...

If I Should Die Today

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

The name is Jay Vincent. A big and tall young Black man living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. I live in a town full of morons. And I absolutely hate it. From the dumb-ass women I see talking on the phone or checking their makeup in the rearview mirror instead of paying attention to traffic while driving to the punk-ass guys and girls I see smoking (...

Handjob Club Pt. 01

by SlightlyRude on Dec 19, 2018
Loving Wives

With a group of wives we were discussing our husbands. (Believe me boys, you don't know how much we girls share about you!) The subject turned to handjobs: don't the men love them? Some of us had a regular night, some used it as a treat; some used it to stop being bothered, especially during periods. Some said it was boring, some said they loved doing it, an...

My BIG Dick

by magmaman on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

Some folks would say I am blessed, nothing could be farther from the truth. I am a normal looking man, just over 5'10", in reasonable shape at 34. Bit of thinning of the hair on top, solid 175# with the beginnings of a middle aged spread. Nice and normal...except. Nature must have had a sense of humor, between my legs hangs a monstrous deformity. I measur...

Who Says I'm Too Old? Ch. 2

by Olderguy on Sep 14, 2017
Mature

In the first installment of this series, I described a voyeuristic experience which led to sex with (Katie) the 19 year-old friend of my stepdaughter (Michelle). At this point I hadn't done anything with Michelle except let her tease the hell out of me around the house. Some people might consider this category to be incest, but I am one of those who don't co...

Jamie's Confessions Ch. 04

by indigoharvey on Sep 15, 2017
Group Sex

"So You're a stripper now, huh?" Zach asked as we wandered down the aisle of the supermarket. "Yep." I picked up a melon and dropped it into the trolley, as odd as it sounds Chris and I had moved into a big four room apartment with Zach and Scott. Things were working out pretty well, although we had to watch out for being too loud or the neighbours complai...

Mick the Dick Ch. 03

by mysteriousquill on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

©2005 All Rights Reserved Ahh, my luck is holding out. As I drove up the street towards my office, I saw a car pulling out from one of the spaces in front of my office. Being the perfect gentleman I am, I let the car pull out in front of me so I could "jump in their grave", so to speak. I walked up the steps to my office. "Hi Mick," Carla said as I opened...

Movie Night at Aunt Natalie's

by Fred1177 on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

Aunt Natalie and her daughters, my cousins, Rebecca, Sarah, and Rachel, were watching TV one Friday night. I came in to the living room as Aunt Natalie was getting ready to call it a night. Once she was gone, Rebecca decided to pop a movie into the VCR. They were sitting on the couch and they made room for me to sit with them. I didn't see the title of the...