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Black American Males in Canada

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I come home after a long day. Home sweet home. Big and empty. Exactly as I like it. I lie down on my king-sized bed, and finally exhale. God, I needed that. It's not easy being a big and tall Black guy in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. People stare at you so much sometimes you wonder if you're an alien. And it's not just Caucasians doing the starin...

National Nude Day

by Matadore on Sep 13, 2017
Reviews & Essays

This country needs a National Nude Day. Not National Naked Day, because naked hints at smuttiness and carnality and evil and at being against the Christian Right and the Fundamentalist Islamic Brotherhood and the devout Hassidic Jews. Naked is flaunting one's body for prurient purposes. You can always tell when someone is naked and flaunting their bodies...

Slumber Party

by uppishcarrot on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

On a Friday night, In an average suburban town, Holly, Rachel, Karen and Mindy were having a slumber party. What the occasion? It was Holly's birthday party and what better way to celebrate it than with friends. The girls sat around a circle and told stories of encounters with boys, or what boy was hot and what boy was not. All of this was innocent enough....

Faith is a Funny Thing

by edsoames on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Note: this short story was originally written by me and posted using my pseudonym alice dee. I subsequently posted it to a number of cuckold sites using alicedee16 and some of my other login names including jacobmy and charlessinclair. --------------------------------------- "Know what your Mandy said when I offered to buy her a grand piano for her birthd...

My Witchy Girlfriend

by TransforMaster on Nov 1, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"Coming!" I said and walked quickly to the front door to open. And stood there momentarily stunned, there in front of me was my girlfriend Leyla! "Oh, Leyla, that's a nice surprise! Had I known you were coming, I'd have cleaned up!"What's next? [Information/Reserved] Not quite Leyla! "Ha ha, very funny!" What's next? [Infor...

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Upgrades

by komrad1156 on Sep 18, 2017
Mature

"You can't just give up," his mother said. "No one's giving up, Mom. I'm just...taking a break. That's all." "Why? Just because you've had a couple of bad experiences? I know that's painful, but you're the most stubborn, persistent person I know, Phillip. Besides, you can only control what you do. What a woman does is well, up to her. So this one cheated o...

Valentine's Day Blind Date

by andtheend on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Blind date becomes a bust before becoming a love match. Bill sat at the end of the bar, a seat from which he could watch the front door. He had been sitting there for a while. He was hoping to see her before she spotted him. He was excited about meeting Susan, his blind date. He hoped she looked as good as her picture. All of the other women he met had lied...

The Ex-wife Ch. 01

by fasttruckguy69 on Sep 13, 2017
Loving Wives

The Ex-Wife, Fire & Icey hot. Chapter 1. And in the Beginning... I was on my way home from work. I was trying to drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time. My brother had just called and told me our dad had just died. He and our family had been there when they had taken him off the machine. He looked up at the family, finally looking like he was ha...

Ain't Love Wonderful?

by ILienBagby on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is a story in three short parts. It is about two people fucking. It is about nothing else. Part one is called, "Judy Gets What She wants. Judy gets what she wants Judith Sinclair had it all: And she didn't think there was anything wrong with that. For a 35-year old with a seven year old child, her body was nice and buff. Her husband made lots of money...

Token Girl Ch. 01

by ambereyeskillme on Oct 30, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Something I wrote quickly on a day that I felt "inspired". Any comments or feedback is always appreciated. Hope it gives you what you're looking for, have fun. ***** My boss at work always makes me do things that I don't wanna do. I'm eighteen and he's like fifty. He isn't super bad looking, he isn't fat or anything either. He just basically looks like an...