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Twenty Great Films, Twenty Great Gifts!

by lindiana on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

What better time of year to give the gift of a great film than at Christmas? For most of us in the northern hemisphere, Christmas also signals the beginning of winter and long cold nights stuck home beside the fireplace watching movies. So help them out! Star Wars Trilogy: THX (1995) by George Lucas Yes, yes, yes, I know everyone has a copy of the original...

The Restaurant

by notpaul on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was Paul and Jennifer's tenth anniversary. They had made reservations at a new restaurant on the other side of town. It was late Saturday afternoon and they had just come home from dropping the kids off at Paul's parents. They had barely stepped through the door when Paul grabbed hold of Jen and gave her a deep passionate kiss. Jennifer kissed him back...

The Circle

by goldsssnake on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

"No, no!! Never!! I won't be your girl! You know, I like fancy clothing and expensive presents, and be taken to nice places. And you can't give me any of that. It's out of the question. Forget it. I'm dating someone else. It's Peter, Hmm... I like him. He's handsome... and he has money!! He's got a thing coming!! Me!!" Loretta wasn't a humble girl, no. Pity...

Let's Be Batman Pt. 05

by BatmansDick on Sep 11, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Tommy ran out the door of the abandoned building and quickly grappled from roof top to roof top until he was a good mile away from Madame Zodiac and her spells. He paused on the roof to catch his breath. 'Jesus Christ,' Tommy thought as he adjusted his dick underneath his suit. 'That was too close.' Tommy smiled a bit, despite himself. He couldn't help it....

Half Blind Brad

by mcmurryae on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Brad has bad eyesight and limited patience. That is a bad combination for many things, but especially when he sent a racy picture to the wrong person. Apparently in a rush, Brad with his bad eyesight, mistook the name Mona for Mom in his contact list. Mom has no idea who Mona is, but mom now has a very clear picture of her son's genitals. Mom is not one...

Fucked In Her Big White Ass

by Samuelx on Sep 16, 2017
Anal

Sometimes, I find myself puzzled by some of the things people do. Have you ever felt that way? I'm sure you have, time and again in your life. Human behavior continues to be a puzzle for most of us. Well, lately, I've found ways to put the pieces of the puzzle together in order to access the bigger picture. You won't believe the extent of the wonders that I...

Introducing Me

by jocelynspeach on Dec 23, 2019
Erotic Couplings

Hi, so I'm new to the site. I got recommended by pikestaff (Ryan) after he wrote some stories about me. Anyway it seemed like a good idea to tell some of my own, so here I am. I'm not sure how to start, so I'll just introduce myself. My name is Jocelyn, I'm 23 years old and am Chinese-Filipino mixed. I'm married now (young, I know!) and it's an open relation...

My Life with a Dragon Ch. 08

by EZabbott0421 on Jan 8, 2018
NonHuman

Meeting the family. The three turned and saw the figure, standing with her back to the sun. Michael couldn't make out much detail of the woman's body, but he could see a thin tail with a spade shaped tip and two tiny horns just visible above her hairline. They seemed similar to Lilith's. He began to see more features of Lilith's sister. Even from the angle...

Comic Release

by Smokey125 on Sep 13, 2017
Humor & Satire

Bonus story time, lebbis and gents! This gut-tickler of an idea struck me just recently, and was far too much fun to resist. It'll be very different from my normal material. This is my first in the Humor category. Even though I include a bit of humor in most stories, it doesn't dominate the main action. My four non-numbered "bonus" stories to this point (bot...

Gestalt Ch. 00.1: Special Delivery

by highshine808 on Sep 18, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Pat is an 'interdimensional ambulatory intelligence' (Pat's words, not mine) that happened into our lives by way of a mysterious unordered pizza delivery while Chancy and I were practicing selections from the Illustrated Kama Sutra while high on home-brewed angel trumpet flower infusion and a semi-heroic dose of Psilocybe cubensis var. 'Golden Teacher'. No...