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Look Who's NOT Coming to Dinner... Ch. 03

by JellytheBiggler on Jan 8, 2019
Interracial Love

"It's still early," Elaine said. "You want to go home?" "Not really," Ashanti said more because she wanted to go to Earl's instead of home, and less because she wanted to go to another club or bar like she was sure Elaine was suggesting. "I ain't even got a buzz." "You want to get another drink?" Ashanti asked and the idea didn't seem half-bad. She felt d...

The Seven Sexy Sins Ch. 02

by KBurglund on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

.::This chapter is meant for a little character development as well as a way to setup for the next steamy chapter. It's short, but I hope you enjoy.=]::. * "Oh-ho Shit!" Kei's head threw back over the 'Couples chair' with laughter. Anytime she tried to stop laughing, she looked at the paper I wrote and broke into a fit of giggles again. When laughing deliv...

My First Trip to a Nude Resort

by Fred1177 on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

A few years ago, I worked with a woman (I'll call her "Elizabeth") that I was good friends with. There was zero chance of a romantic relationship at the time, but I liked her a lot nonetheless. At the time, I was thirty-four and she was thirty-five. One day, she told me that there was a nude resort nearby and that she and a female friend of hers went there a...

The Joys of Sandbagging

by Middleagepoet on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

  Ah, I can guess what you are envisioning: scores of people working in the pouring rain, filling burlap bags with sand and stacking them up on the levees to hold back the flood waters. Unfortunately, in the Survivor World at Literotica, the sandbaggers aren't considered the heroes like in days gone by. No, somehow the word sandbagging has, for some re...

Anti-Socio

by 4degrees on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Horror

Warning: contains graphic violence. * Deep in the back of the alleyway I watched as the morbid flesh dangling procession slunk by, their steps taken with care as if walking on the last existing glass photos of their remaining loved ones. Cat-stepping dead, they were, and I could smell the stink of decay just as perfectly, as if I'd rooted in face-first to...

Why White Men Love Black Women

by Samuelx on Sep 14, 2017
BDSM

My name is Kirk Thaddeus. A big and tall White man living in the city of Nepean, Province of Ontario. I'm into Race Play. I love dominating Black women. That's what I'm doing right now. I'm fucking a big Black woman named Yolanda Jones in the ass. She's on all fours, face down and ass up, hands and feet bound by thick steel chains. I'm shoving my big White c...

Thai Take-Away No. 4

by davidmuleguy on Sep 3, 2017
Fetish

It had been a brilliant, beyond-all-expectations holiday. Quite incredible - the best ever ... And it wasn't over yet. No. Because if today went as planned, it wouldn't just be the icing on his cake, but the cherry and the hundreds and thousands too. What a great, value-for-money investment his It's a Funny Old World travel guide had been. It was how he'...

Revenge of the Nerd Ch. 75

by rpsuch on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

Jeff's bachelor party was on a Thursday night ten days before the wedding. I'll admit I was nervous. It made no sense. I didn't make a request or even a suggestion as to what might be inappropriate behavior. That could never happen. Sure, cousins Ben, Tyler and Malcolm would be there. Ben's attitude made me suspicious. Tyler and Malcolm were superstars at i...

Pastor Richard's Anal Lessons

by Spankx on Sep 13, 2017
Anal

Mari had not been thinking clearly when she said “I do” to Pastor Syrus. She was in awe of his power over the congregation and herself. She had presented herself to him as a virgin, anticipating that he would teach her how to be a complete woman. They had been married now for three months and he had yet to have any kind of sex with her. He would kiss her on...

New Year's Eve

by Shani Girl on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

My evening was split into two halves. The second was better than the first. Lisa, my sex crazed friend from LA, still doesn't know that I have been sneaking around with her brother Tim back in LA. And when I say "Sneaking," I mean him fucking me when she is not around. Our twisted little 3some has been the jump off for so many wonderful orgasms for me. It's...