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My Secret Service Ch. 01

by HConway on Sep 13, 2017
Fetish

Note: If sex between males bothers you, this is not the story for you. ***** I met Jim and Jen when I moved to the neighborhood three years ago after my first novel was purchased by a major publisher. Jim, a financial planner, helped me set up investments for most of my money and Jen took me under her wing in setting up my house, the first "real" home I'...

For the Whored Ch. 021

by Thatawfulwowporno on Sep 12, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The next day, Elunara sat on the hill above the training yard and captured the scene. Standing on the sidelines, a soldier snickered. Grogek ignored the man at first. She was careful to capture his expression, should she need it in the future. There was a soldier standing beside him, but the second one seemed embarrassed and didn't respond to the original so...

A Personal Upgrade

by EgmontGrigor2011 on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire

A big yawn ended the day for Johnston Jones (nicknamed Constant Jones by females during a college groupie). He began drifting off to sleep in bed alone and thought there was no comfort in being left alone at nights. In recent years as a successful young business executive, Johnston had escorted numerous great looking women to social events but once those yo...

The World's Horniest Trailer Park

by DickThePimp on Mar 26, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't...

Wrecked Pt. 01

by cbsummers on Sep 17, 2017
Text With Audio

Hi, welcome to my first audio story. I hope you enjoy it. It is 45 minutes long in total. This half is roughly half of that. It has music and sound effects (royalty free). I tried to make it sound as professional as possible. Give it a try, I think you'll enjoy it. It starts off funny, but by the end there is a hard-core sex scene in which a sad guy with b...

Funny Business Ch. 01

by purfikt on Sep 13, 2017
Anal

Another long cross country flight stuck between an obnoxiously overperfumed elderly woman and a goth teen whose music, screaming out of his headphones, ripping into his brain, could be heard over the hum of the 737 engines. At least I'm over the engine and short lived if we crash, she thought. Maddie was on her way to the west coast for another manufacturing...

Sanely Insane Ch. 01

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Horror

She met him online. He seemed quite normal, funny, witty, and charming. He even e-mailed her a photo and if he looked anything like his photo, she would ask him to marry her. She laughed to herself with the thoughts of proposing to a stranger she had just met Online. She decided to meet him, some place safe, a Starbucks for coffee and conversation, the one a...

Light in the Water

by musiclover628 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

The bolt popped, the knob turned, and the door opened. “Come in, have a seat,” Gina said. “Sorry I took so long to answer the door. Not used to people being this early.” Tim entered the living room and sat down on the recliner across from the TV. Gina, the good hostess, stepped into the kitchen and returned holding two glasses of ice water. She handed one t...

Living Life To The Freakiest Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jul 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Living Life To The Freakiest 01 By : DickThePimp PARODY MEETS FANTASY... PERIOD! TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too...

April Fool

by Silkrose on May 16, 2018
First Time

Hi my name is April. I love my name and everybody seems to like it, I say hi my name is April and they say, oh what a lovely name, it so suites you. My dad, Jack used to say people grow into their names and I think that's true. My dad, hmm well my dad says a lot of things and seems to think he is funny, funny as in funny haha, I however don't. You see my d...