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Bottoms Up

by SEVERUSMAX on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I was just barely done unpacking boxes for the afternoon, nice and sweaty as a result in the hot August sun. Whatever possessed me to move to Georgia during the "dog days" of summer was beyond me. Well, it was the furthest thing that my wife expected when I left her and took my half of all bank accounts to roll over into my own. Sorry, Ginger, but I wasn't g...

Strawberry - A Shanghai Girl in America Ch. 01

by ChloeTzang on Sep 18, 2017
Interracial Love

"Hey Strawberry!" My boyfriend's voice summoned me back from gazing at the store display. I'd been trying to decide which fall jacket I was going to buy. I still hadn't made up my mind. "Alan, that was quick." Alan blushed. I liked it when he blushed although it did seem funny on a six foot tall blonde haired guy who did weights like it was a religion. Cute...

The Meeting Goes Dark

by CeasarBoobage on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The last thing Carrie needed today was to suffer through some stupid district meeting for her company. She was stressed out over being dumped by her boyfriend, overdue projects, and to top it off - a bad hair day. But this was for executives and their secretaries, so she was stuck. Fuming over wasting the whole day, Carrie flopped into the corner chair in t...

Getting it Straight

by mrJohnJones on Sep 16, 2017
First Time

Author's note: This is a true story, which could account for it's popularity (I get more feedback from this than others). I won't go into how close any others are to reality, in order to keep the mystery. ;) Enjoy! =========================== Well, I suppose I should introduce myself here. My name is John, I grew up in the southwestern suburbs of Chicago...

Elijah and Lacey Ch. 02

by Wolfgurl75 on Sep 16, 2017
NonHuman

Thank you, everybody, for the comments! I loved them. I'm having a lot of fun with this story and I hope that you have fun reading it. ***************** Chapter 2 ***************** I really needed a mental health day. I was so tired; mentally, not physically...this time. Everything so far turned out to be a disaster and it was all my fault. Why couldn...

Toby Jones

by DG Hear on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

I picked her up and put her on the table. Her robe came open and I could see her tits. I reached up and squeezed them and began to rub her nipples. "No! No! Please Toby, you can't do this. Steve is your friend and my husband. Please don't do this." Her mouth was saying no, but her body was saying yes. I saw the wetness forming on her white panties. I stood...

Recollections Ch. 03

by sammican1 on Sep 17, 2017
Mature

An older man and a younger woman examine the age difference to find out if it really matters. WARNING: If you are after wham bang, wankfest type of writing, stop reading now. This is not of that nature. It is more mind sex than bodily! For whatever reason, I was enjoying myself immensely. Yes, of course my 'ability' to pick up an attractive, sexy, you...

Inital Public Offerings Ch. 01

by FD45 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

This story is dedicated to the Makers: those who throw their hats in the ring and take a chance making something that others judge without taking any risks. I would also like to thank mikothebaby for her efforts on this piece and all the other editors on Literotica. That is a tedious and frequently thankless job, but like Angelina Jolie's make up artists,...

Car Accident Ch. 11

by pedic7717 on Sep 12, 2017
Fetish

11th Day: Naked Truth Maybe it was last day's events. Or maybe I was very tired. Or maybe it was just an hunch. I'll never know. Anyway, I woke up with a very strange feeling today. Something was bothering me, but could not make out what. I was worried without any obvious reason... "Obvious?" I asked myself. "No obvious reason?" I could think of hundreds o...

E-Mails From The Rim

by BennyBlank on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

From: "Doug.xxxx” To: "Bobbie,yyyyyy" Sent: Saturday, August 10, 2002 9:16 AM Subject: Do I Look Stupid? This gets a little complicated but try to follow me. Lania, a friend of Erika’s, has a boyfriend Dirk who works with ex-convicts returning to society after serving out their term in prison. Now, Dirk has one of his “clients”, who is getting out of his...