Funny Stories

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Training Ch. 08

by bonnietaylor on Sep 16, 2017
Mature

Dhea was a beautiful 26 year old Asian woman from Java. For those who don't know where that is, it's in the Pacific Ocean near China. She was small as are almost all women from that area of the world. Raised by her mother, Dhea was taught at an early age to be very proper and sub-servant to her husband when she got one. But, most of these ladies are like t...

Felicity Ch. 41

by jjcolejr on Sep 12, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 41. Barbara As I was leaving the resort parking lot I saw a woman sitting in her car with a look on her face that worried me. I circled around and stopped next to her. I was not surprised she had not noticed. She had a gun on the car seat next to her. I tapped the window and startled her but she did roll down her window. "Listen, I'm sorry to i...

Just a Jab Ch. 01

by GforGraham on Sep 11, 2017
Novels and Novellas

This is part 1 of a longer story. I am submitting this early to gain some feedback to determine if it is worth me writing & submitting more. There is almost no sexy stuff so far, as I am just setting the basis of the story. Thank you in advance for any valuable comments. ======================================== CHAPTER 1 DAY 1 Monday John e...

Once Upon a Fantasy Ch. 11-12

by coaster2 on Sep 18, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 11 Oops! Every year the Chamber of Commerce holds an awards banquet in mid-November. While I wasn't an active member, I was a member and knew that my presence would be missed if I weren't there. Previously, Andrea and I attended, so I felt comfortable inviting Kim to accompany me. The banquet would be held at the Skyline Hotel and, after the dinner...

Whoosh, Bang! Ch. 01

by leBonhomme on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

This is my first submission. My stories are - will be - all set in the sixties and early seventies, before everyone had read "The Joy of Sex" and girls all used the pill. Maybe I will post an essay called "Erotica 101," if the title hasn't been used. It will let you know more, maybe too much, about me. As the first line of the story suggests, this is relate...

Cookies & Cream Ch. 02

by RoseNostagia88 on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

"Banana" The first thing I saw when the sun's light peeked through all three windows in the east wall was my pillow with my hand pressing on it. I think I dreamed about John being there after the all-nighter of love making. My hand then went lower and felt something soft. It was velvet like in my fingers, and goes right through my fingers. When someone groa...

Summer Skin Ch. 03

by riverboy on Sep 26, 2017
Group Sex

All characters are over eighteen. All people and places are fictional. ***** "Are you fucking my daughter?" Summer's father Jim said through my screen door. His voice was quiet, but I could tell he was fuming inside. "Jim, what are you doing?" Summer's mother Barb said as she hustled across the lawn. "Don't do this." She took his arm and pulled him away,...

A Loser Rebounds Ch. 15

by EgmontGrigor2011 on Sep 19, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Addison stared at Andy in shock, looking almost as if he'd just said there was another woman in his life. He'd told her if the business sold he wanted to switch to an academic life and climb to the status of professor at a college's department of media studies. "I can't believe this. You'd have to start at the bottom." "My thinking is a year as a lecturer...

Best of Intentions Ch. 02

by bmunchausen on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

O what a heaven is love! O what a hell! Thomas Dekker Hell isn't merely paved with good intentions, it is walled and roofed with them. Aldous Huxley (1894 -- 1963) Chapter two in less than 6 months. Thank you for all your comments, I really appreciate them. Please don't stop. Hope you all like it. * In the morning, I left for the store early. I was wa...

The Housewife Ch. 01

by lost4words on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Chapter 01: Milked Chocolate It was funny how it started, a single piece of spam. The sort of message that had shown up in her inbox a thousand times before--"Hot, white MILFs & big black brothas" It was "MILF" that caught her eye. She'd heard the word used in a joke a few nights earlier. A joke she didn't get because she didn't know what a "MILF" was. Of c...