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The New Neighbors Ch. 02

by biplaymate420 on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

This story was co-written by Biplaymate420 and Belegon, with Biplaymate420 writing Joanne's character and Belegon writing Andrew. Karen is a joint venture. The first part of the story can be found here. Although this is the second chapter, we feel this story can be enjoyable on it's own. However, please do read the first part also, as Belegon (especially) is...

Harmless Flirting Turns into More

by christinelouise13 on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

January 2nd, 2012 ~Author's Note~ This is a work of pure fantasy and fiction. Any names, places or events in the story that relate to real life are purely coincidental. Enjoy the story and please leave your feedback. Thank you! And yes, I know that it is currently only January of 2012. Since this is a fantasy I decided to take it into the future but tell it...

Yes, Virginia, there is a…

by MasterGunzen on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

NC<18 -- No characters under the age of 18 are depicted in this story. This is a copyrighted original work of erotic fiction. All rights reserved. Submitted for your approval... (You know that phrase was only ever used as the opening lines of that old TV show three times out of somewhere around 123 episodes? Hard to believe, isn't it?) Meet Virginia Ma...

Callboy

by mbkb2016 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This story is part of a quartet of stories named: One Summer. It is not a continuing storyline. They have familiar, common settings, persons or themes but they are not the same. Each story stands on its own. As always, all persons have reached the age of 19 years or more since they were born. Note to the reader: English is not my first language so it may s...

Grave Babies

by princessjennie on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Horror

"Jack, I don't think this is such a good idea," Olivia said as they half-stumbled, half slid down the grassy, muddy embankment. Her high-heeled sandals and hot pink fishnet stockings were not made for a midnight jaunt in the old graveyard seven blocks from campus. Even if it was Halloween. With the street light and city bustle growing further and further b...

Better as a Memory

by woodmanone on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

There is no sex in this story, sorry. As always constructive critiques and comments are welcomed and appreciated. Thanks for reading my story. Enjoy. * "You should go. It will clear up a lot of problems that we have," Jessie (Jessica) told me. "I don't want to go, don't need to go, don't plan to go," I responded. "And you're the one with the problem." T...

Time to Say Goodbye

by ColetteJulie on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I thought I had hit the jackpot when I saw an advert for a driver for Eternal Rest, a funeral parlour in the next town. I didn't need to relocate, I could get there on my bicycle and soon I would have a car. I was dating a girl called Sammy at the time. The new job didn't bring us closer, in fact it had the opposite effect and during the next few weeks we gr...

Peeks

by magmaman on Aug 19, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Jill can probably be best described as a normal looking woman. She is 5'6", 135 pounds, round where being round looks good and nice and snug where it counts. She wears a 34C cup bra and the only reason I know that is because she sent me to the store one day to buy her one. We were dressing to go out and she had a zipper fail, being handy with sewing she was...

With Help from Michael O'Leary Pt. 05

by BOSTONFICTIONWRITER on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 21 "I Needa To Opena My Box." Mrs. Enunzio came in the every Monday morning at 9am and Michael dreaded her weekly visit. "I needa to opena my box," she said in the same words with the same monotonic inflection. Never did she say please or thank you. He had nightmares of her suddenly appearing behind him in the shower, in bed, when he was getting dr...

Passionate Heat from Bitter Cold

by AreUReady on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

The water was only two feet deep, and normally wouldn’t have posed a risk of death to anyone. Today though the temperature was below freezing and a thin covering of ice made two feet more dangerous than twenty. Harry was soaked from the neck down. The only part of his body still dry was his head, and it wasn’t keeping him from freezing quickly. “I’m sorry,...