You don't see much about my fetish online. You can google 'old fat lesbians crapping in fetish gear' and find it within two sites. You can find midget sex and girls being fucked by huge Technicolor dildos attached to stainless steel perpetual motion machines reminiscent of Jules Verne. But nowhere to be found is furniture frotteurism. It's slightly disconcer...
Assumably everyone knows who the Keno brothers are--those cute little hottie twins that appraise furniture on Antiques Roadshow. If I ever have a threesome, it'll be with them, although so far they've managed to resist the lure of the antique furniture at my place. Of course this story is pure fiction...but we can dream, can't we? One note: Duncan Phyfe was...
Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...
As I signed the lease and handed the agent, Stephanie Peters a check for two grand to cover the security deposit and first months rent I found it hard to believe I'd actually left my wife and agreed to lease apartment number 1215 in Kurtz House for the next year. I had next to nothing to put in this $1,000.00 a month apartment with the exception of a couple...
Uncle Carl: Carrie was laying on her stomach on the living room floor petting Barney with her legs slightly spread. She was wearing the loose fitting old undershirt that she liked to wear and I loved seeing her in. She had on no panties and the bottom of the shirt was pulled up to her waist leaving her glorious bare bottom on display. For a few minutes I ju...
Jack and Beth had just had a fantastic session. They had been fucking for over two and a half hours, and Beth had had multiple orgasms. She looked beautiful as they finished their wine. They had met eighteen months earlier on a dating site. Jack would be fifty later this year. Beth was seventy-four but looked in her early sixties. Initially, they had flirted...
Chapter 10 Home at Last While we were still at the furniture store the maintenance crews rapidly painted my apartment walls. By the time the colonel and I had returned to Malibu large fans were blowing the last of the paint smell out the French doors and the rug installers were waiting in the hallway with their heavy thick rolls. I looked at the colonel an...
Nick consulted his lawyer that morning and they agreed on the terms he would request in the divorce action. The lawyer drafted a letter that Nick could leave for her when he moved out that didn't violate any of the court's rules. The next step would then be up to her and her attorney. Nick's attorney did advise him to leave quickly while he had the opportuni...
Su-Ann was shopping with her mother Maree and was surprised to see her looking in a shop window at a sexy little light blue dress with black accessories. She Asked, 'What's on your mind Mum? Are you planning a dirty weekend away with Anthony or a party or something? A little dress like that one looks like you're planning some fun.' 'You're nearly right. I...
Samantha removed her clothes slowly and laid them onto the bed. She had been very anxious all week for this night to come and was so glad it was finally here. Samantha knew this was also the night that her and her master would discuss if they wanted to move forward. When the two originally made their arrangement they said every three sessions they would disc...