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Furniture Shopping with a Hooker

by KimberlyV on Jul 14, 2020
Humor & Satire

Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...

Hardwood

by Prizmatic on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Assumably everyone knows who the Keno brothers are--those cute little hottie twins that appraise furniture on Antiques Roadshow. If I ever have a threesome, it'll be with them, although so far they've managed to resist the lure of the antique furniture at my place. Of course this story is pure fiction...but we can dream, can't we? One note: Duncan Phyfe was...

Susie Sells Papers! Ch. 02

by Nigel Debonnaire on Sep 17, 2017
Erotic Couplings

"So, you're going to be gone all day today, Susie?" Stephanie Beasley asked. She was an ample woman in a black pair of slacks and yellow sweater; her plump face with red hair, blue eyes and dimpled smile greeted Susanna Cox as she peeked over the cubicle. "Yes, Steffie, I'm going to be out all day." Susie sat wearing a white silk blouse with a blue skirt. B...

Stable Boy Ch. 10

by MissLisaJones on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

The next day the weather was a shade cooler but Jim was still in his shirtsleeves as he made his way to work. There was a spring in his step as he went through the morning routine and he was bubbling with anticipation. It seemed that every day was bringing new experiences, most of them positive, and he wondered what was in store for him today. In what seemed...

From Boss to Bimbo: A My Bimbo Academia Side Story

by eGXtreme on Apr 29, 2025

Stage 1: The Iron Lady Haruka Matsumoto was feared throughout the Zenith Corporation building. As the Chief Financial Officer, she ruled her department with an iron fist and a razor-sharp tongue. At 32, she had clawed her way to the executive floor through sheer ruthlessness, leaving behind a trail of broken careers and tear-stained resignations. "These...

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The Bloodwood Table

by OneSilky on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

All Characters 18 or older * Kalli's grandfather built furniture. That was her memory. He was the one who cared for her, when her parents dumped her every weekend and sometimes longer. He was the one who fed her, and bathed her, and tucked her in at night. His hands caressed her as her rocked her to sleep, and made sure she wore clean panties. His hands ga...

A Mirror

by litdave on Sep 11, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Ohkay, things happen, he pulled off his shoes in the bedroom, a normal thing, but he may have been overly tired... one shoe went flying into the mirror ... 'Crackle. . Pop', it broke into a thousand pieces. "Sorry, Hon, go and get another one", he said. The Mirror wasn't such a big deal...standing alone from the rest of the bedroom suite. Was about 5'6" ta...

Working for Alex

by colleenslittletoy on Sep 26, 2017
Fetish

It was during my research with my latest project that I realized I needed additional assistance. While interviewing candidates, I first met Alex. The process of interviewing people is hard for me. My social skills are not the greatest because I'm basically very shy. To make it easier, after reading all the resumes, I narrowed the applications down to three...

Jane's New Loves

by JenniferWilson on Sep 17, 2017
Fetish

Jane has lived in London for the past three years after moving from Manchester just after her 27th birthday. She moved away from the north to escape the dreary weather and to enjoy the faster pace of the nation's capital. She is tall, slim, with auburn hair falling down to her shoulders, and green eyes forever sparkling; enhancing her already beautiful face....

A Desolate Stretch of Highway

by FWHolcombe on Sep 15, 2017
Romance

This is the story of how my sexual good fortune reached its crescendo on a busy stretch of highway between Los Angeles and Las Vegas, in a vehicle traveling over 70 miles per hour. The boundaries that separate life's ultimate erotic adventures and personal danger are sometimes blurred, and either consciously or subconsciously we all determine how far we're...