*************Celebrating Posting the One Millionth Story to Literotica! Whoreray and Hoesannahs!!*************Humor & Satirefunny parody, I swear!mildly amusing cantankery??*************Author's Note to Literotica StaffNow don't say I don't love you guysbut sometimes, just sometimes...you are a pain in the whoohah! Just once in a while. Ah, jeez! I made yo...
The Intracoastal Waterway is a marvelous thing. It uses barrier islands, natural rivers, and man-made canals to form a saltwater highway 3000 miles long on the East coast of the United States. It's much safer than being offshore, and the villages and cities along the way cater to boaters, many of whom make the trip twice a year — heading south in the fall an...
Everyone in the story is 18 or older. There is no sex in this chapter.. Please enjoy! I could tell this day would be bad. I woke up 40 minutes late. Fuck. I shouldn't have studied so late last night. "Come on Tal, you have to get up and get ready for school. Today's gonna be a long day." I said out loud. I walked into the bathroom and stopped in front of...
My name is Tom. I moved to Medicine Hat because of the warm climate. I am still in good shape but the winters slow me down. Being retired. I have lots of time to enjoy my surroundings, so I bought a place with two decks. One off the master with a hot tub looking over the neighbors back yard. The other off the front porch looking out to the street and front y...
Some of the couples wore masks, which David found scary and sexy in equal measures. He tried one on and sneaked up on his Wife Suzanne. He pinched her bottom and she gasped as she spun round and saw the scary image. "Very funny David," said Suzanne shaking her head in despair, "I knew it was you...and the mask is actually a marked improvement. Keep it on,...
It was a rare quiet night at the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. The institution, which was considered the finest in the country for mutants, was usually abuzz with the comings and goings of its student body. But this was the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, and most of the students and faculty were gone, back home with their families. The only people who w...
Forward: The names in this story have been changed and a few inconsequential details regarding the town have been obscured to ensure anonymity. Writing this and reliving the memory is fun and I hope someone here finds enjoyment in reading it. I plan to write the second and final chapter soon and welcome any feedback or suggestions. The story won't change, bu...
Present day: It's a week and a half before Taylor's 18th birthday, and Gary is waiting up for his wayward daughter in her bedroom for the 5th night in a row. At 11pm Taylor is an hour past curfew, and attempts to sneak in the house. Earlier in the day Gary had been cleaning out the attic and found an old book that has the name Dickson on it and discovered th...
Pills Pink pills change males to females. Blue pills change females to males. Purple pills (X-Trans) change males or females into transgenders, can be combined with pink or blue. X-Change (Formula subject to change) Acquired from unlicensed "street" vendors. Changed (defective/in testing) formula. Cheapest. High pregnancy risk. Can lead to mental a...
1 - Prologue: "RAF Tonopah," Pilot Officer Dave 'Shifty' Roberts snorted cynically. "Don't make me sodding laugh. It's not an RAF station, all it is is a corner of a Yank bloody air base." Sitting at the terminal to the right was the surveillance systems operator, Flying Officer 'Sticky' Vicky Lloyd. An attractive slim woman, originally from Morpeth in N...