I had spent the past nine months trying to impregnate my wife, Dana, but instead I knocked up my mother in law, Donna. It happened when we went to Dana's little sister's celebratory dinner. Dana, her sister Darlene and their father had gone out to buy Darlene a car, leaving Donna and me alone. After a few Zima's, Donna had shown me her tits, which, even thou...
I leaned back against the wall of the warehouse and sent my senses reaching through the shadows searching for any sign of danger. The butt of my Glock slipped in my sweaty grip and I had to breathe through my mouth so as not to drown out the sounds coming through the closed door beside me. The crack of a whip and feminine groans of pain leached through and s...
Pulling my weary eyes away from the Vietnam chapter of my History book, I glanced up at the ticking clock. It was only three-thirty. I still had an hour left to serve for my detention. This was horrible, and the worst part was, I didn’t even deserve it. All I did was helpingly point out that Mindy, a girl in my Algebra class, might have lice in her hair. She...
"Good Morning, this is the Governor's office. How may I help you?" "Good Morning, Leslie, this is Senator Reingold. Is the Governor available?" "Good to hear from you, sir, let me check." After several minutes, the Governor came on the phone. "Good Morning, Bruce, what's going on?" "Good morning, sir. A situation's come up and I'm going to resign from th...
Michelle and I walked over to Eric whose bulging rod made a tent in his boxers. Michelle deftly removed his shorts by quickly pulling down on the sides simultaneously, a move which almost cost her the use of her left eye by Eric's springing dick. We had a little laugh about that, then Michelle, while softly jacking his dick asked, "Eric, you are mad at me fo...
One evening, I had a late baseball game, followed by a meal with the team at a pizza place. It was dark when I cut through the vacant lot beside the house. My sister Susan and her friend Nancy were sitting in the porch swing, talking about boys and giggling a lot. I silently slipped into the bushes beside the porch. I was originally planning to jump out an...
Elaine glanced at the clock on her bedside table and sighed ruefully. It was late. She hadn't been sleeping well lately, and it wasn't because her roommate Thandie had begun inviting her new boyfriend over every night of the week. It was the dreams. Dreams she couldn't remember, but made her feel so unsettled when she awoke in the morning. She was dreading s...
Orange County is full of contradictions, it has a reputation for being home to conservative, white people, but it also is home to a lot of swingers. Go figure. I personally can't stand the place, what with its fake, tanned women and their equally fake boobs. I'm glad I live outside the so-called Orange Curtain. I had been chatting with this Orange County d...
It seems that every man I know has fantasies that revolve around younger women. You know the type, the twenty two year olds that belong on the pages of the Victoria's Secret catalogs. These women invariably seem to have blond or red hair and large breasts, super toned physics and an air of innocence. Maybe that's what they find so attractive? Are these men t...
After spending a few fantastic days of relaxation and decadence in Barcelona, Melody and I had to go home. When we got to the airport though, we were told that our flight had been delayed, but that the airline would provide us with a hotel for the night for free. Neither of us had to go back to work for a couple more days, so we really weren't too bothered...