Someone Please Call AT&T & Shut Off My Phone, I Need To Get Laid "Right. That's what I said. That's what I said, Dee. " Jenna paused and frowned. She was pacing the foyer of the large house and grimacing. "Brandi had the BALLS to call me and say that she bought the exact same dress I have been covetting. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?" She nodded. "Yes. Can you beli...
Being outdoors, especially in remote wilderness areas, always seem to stimulate me sexually. I have never completely understood why, but I have come to accept the phenomenon. So it was not surprising to me that I became increasingly stimulated a few months back while hubby and I went kayaking in one of California's more remote lakes. Located in remote, nort...
First of all I would like to thank my editor Phoenixbreez here. You were a dear and a great help with your input. Secondly I would like to thank our dear JazzCullen for her encouragement to a budding author like me. Lastly I'd like to thank Woodmannone, whose story Winterborn inspired me to this piece, just like the same named song from 'The Cruxshadows' t...
We were sitting in a booth in a bar on Waikiki beach, Jeanie and I. The one where the floor turns into white sand half way across the room and runs all the way out to the waters' edge. It was 5pm on a gorgeous island evening and strips of crimson streaked the western sky. We were sampling the latest of a parade of exotic cocktails. These ones were blue with...
Lux had always hated moving, especially on her own; hopefully, this would be the last time. After four years of college dorms and sharing leases with drunken housemates, she was glad to settle down in a place of her own. The house she was leasing wasn't any larger than it needed to be, and it was a fair distance away from the city. She liked that about it....
Samy was sitting at the island in the kitchen staring out the window that was above the sink. The sun was sinking fast and her page was still empty. She gave a frustrated growled and slammed the laptop closed. "Why can't I think of anything?" she mumbled getting a drink. "Talking to yourself?" asked a voice. Luke was standing there watching her struggle to...
[©2010 BY CLINTON09; ALL CHARACTERS OVER THE AGE OF 18; NO EVENTS DESCRIBED ARE TRUE] If you ever watched NFL football on Fox a few years ago, or ever lived in the LA basin and watched a certain local station's weather babe, you know Jillian Barbarie. Thinking back to the 1950's and 1960's: In those days of yore, women would fight like demons to keep their...
In the middle of a beautiful starlit night, on the Caribbean Ocean, sat a most unusual looking ship; it was a black ship, with black sails and it had a certain ghostly quality about it, the Black Pearl. Inside the captain's quarters of the ship sat the captain, a dark and handsome man, with jet black dreadlocks, and piercing brown eyes. He wore a red bandana...
**DISCLAIMER** Please note that this story is a 100% work for fiction and the characters are not reflective of their real life counterparts and are not endorsed. Any similarity to real life events is purely coincidental. At the end of day, this is a fictional fantasy story, nothing more. Enjoy! * Caroline's Cove Starring Caroline Wozniacki MF, Cons, Ora...
Bunky and Skip, two waiters at the Golden Spoon, Buttermilk Fall's Cajun restaurant, stared at the couple. "He's kind of geeky, Four Eyes there, to be with a chick who looks like that," Bunky said, but Skip had noticed the Adam's apple on the "chick" and wasn't surprised...she was hot, but it was still disgusting! Ellis McKeigue shook his head as his fri...