The following is a fictional parody, not approved of, nor authorized by, the celebrities named. None of the events are true. This fictitious parody is protected speech under Hustler Magazine, Inc., et. al. v. Jerry Falwell. No harm is intended toward the celebrities named. Furthermore, publication of any and all trademarks contained herein are not aut...
*If you can't look in a mirror and laugh at yourself, cut off the light* (A special nod to BR for his help with all kinds of trivia and input in this chapter; a big thanks to Frontma for the editing ) (Yes, this tale is supposed to be somewhat humorous and outrageous too. While not always comedic I'd like to think it is mostly a good-natured romp.) (I mak...
New York City 2007 There were times in her long life that she thought she'd come to regret the decision that she made that night at the Duke's manor in England. A thousand life times to live and learn, that's what she'd told Lothie that finally convinced him to that the fateful and fatal step into immortality, but if she'd known what she did now, Elizabeth...
If you have not read our postings I'll tell you what we look like. Firstly, this is all real. We are on our thirties; I am 5'10", in reasonable shape. My wife Gail is an exceptionally beautiful and intelligent woman, soft spoken and very shy. She is 5'7" with a young girls figure, long shapely legs, small breasted, and a picture perfect behind. Her light bro...
Part 21-A Mark and Marcie Meet - Scotia Wants BDSM One month later... A cocktail party at developer, Hughie Jennings home, Barry Borelli, a City Councilmen and Attorney was about to explain his marriage to Mark. "Try this scotch, Newlin. It's one of the best available; single malt, eighteen years old and I guarantee it will go down as smooth as silk." M...
Act Three: There's Always Room Chapter Three: A Way So Familiar "…Welcome to the club," Galatea was saying into the phone over the noise of the blender. Ice and Nyquil cemented into a thick, medicinal green slurry. "Listen, I've been thinking, and maybe you should tell him…" "Thinking!" said the pixie voice over the phone, "Yeah, thinking's good! You go d...
As you might have suspected from the ending of Chapter 16, this one contains celebrity sex and thus was placed in the Celebrities and Fan Fiction category. Like Chapter 15, it contains hot celebrity sex, but also an impactful trip that moves the story towards its ultimate destination. Please keep in mind that any references to celebrities or real-life peopl...
Skylar held back tears as she continued to stare at him, "Yeah, I think you do. Are you going to start or should I just blow up on you?" Jay opened his mouth and was about to speak when she continued, "What the hell is going on?! How long have you been keeping this a secret from me?!" The distraught young man shrugged out of his jacket and let it droop on...
"Hi, Cynthia!" "Uh... Hi?" I looked uncertainly at the guy standing behind me in the bus queue just across the university campus. Did I know him? "I'm Richard. You do remember me, don't you? We met at Gabby's party." "Oh, yes. Yes, of course!" Well, I recalled the party two nights ago but not Richard. The only new face I remembered that night was a hand...
The warning about the 'kitchen sink' at the beginning of the last chapter still stands. ** I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you just enough to bring you down —Sober by Tool, Undertow ******** Jackie...