Batgirl's Strip Experience Batgirl eyed the two cars parked blocking traffic on Tropicana Ave by the New York, New York Casino. One a massive black SUV and the other a slim white sports car, it was a combination that screamed Two Face. From the top of the casino she pulled out a dart gun and shot the four tires closest to her. At the press of a button the d...
Batgirl's Desert Experience The cool night air and silence of the Nevada night washed over Batgirl. Behind her the motorcycle left a plume of dust and grit in the air. Before she became Poison Ivy Pamela Isley had worked at an agricultural station in the desert and Batgirl thought it was the best place to start looking for the source of the strange pink gas...
You've been planing for weeks to kidnap Mila kunis your just about ready to execute your plan which is throw tear gas In her house and drag her outside to your van by force while wearing a gas mask you purchased most of this stuff online hopefully it doesn't get traced back to you What's next? Execution What's next? Execution...
When reporter Dirk Petersen awoke that Saturday morning, he immediately thought about his date that evening. He had arranged to meet Sadie Newman, the assistant of property magnate Aaron Lansdown, who he had interviewed a few days earlier. He climbed out of bed and was shocked when he looked down at his body. The previous evening, Dirk's alter ego, Falcon -...
I sat in my den, oiling my trusty, blue-steel Parker shotgun, surveying the trophies on my walls. The shells loaded with double aught buckshot were already packed and ready to go. My name is ML Wens. I'm a professional troll hunter and this is troll season, my favorite time of year. I have stumbled into this job some time back after a town meeting at the L...
Author's Note: Sorry about the wait between stories. This one involves a guy getting used by slime. (including his ass) If that's not your thing, here's your warning. ***** Jake practically inhaled his early morning coffee as he rushed to work. It was a cold January as was to be expected up north. His old Toyota Carola had kindly informed him of how low th...
Dr. Peter Fenton, who was more popularly known as Painless Pete, always stressed the importance of appearances. Dress like a professional, he counseled, and you will feel like a professional. Leading by example, he always showed up at his one-man dental practice dressed in neatly-pressed slacks, a long-sleeved, pale-blue shirt, and an expertly knotted tie. S...
Copyright 2007 Adam Hornby had been a star forward until three years earlier, when he blocked a ninety-mile-an-hour, slapshot with his left ankle, preventing what would have been a certain goal, but shattering the ankle beyond repair. He was only twenty-four, and in his hockey prime when the calamitous incident took place. The equipment manager position w...
Anonymous in the USA, finding himself/herself awake, hoicked into a spittoon which was a half-finished jam jar and scratched mushrooms under both armpits. Who in the world should Anonymous lampooned or harpooned today? Slipping on two knuckledusters and then, awkwardly, spiked underpants, Anonymous staggered to the latrine and urinated the $100 bottle of F...
This is a continuation of Jillian's Jugs. I watched Jillian's car leave the bar parking lot. My mind was a little numb after my encounter a little bit ago. I had this refreshing wave flow over me, almost like a deep-sea diver breathing real air for the first time in five hours. Here I am standing naked as a jay bird in the place where I work, and I don't c...