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Appetite

by EHMiller on Apr 11, 2018
Erotic Couplings

After turning on the oven and setting it to 320 degrees Farenheit, she took the thawed chuck roast from the refrigerator and set it down onto the counter. I'll have to slow cook it, she thought, and let it get all juicy and fall-apart tender. Maybe with a few carrots, some onions, and a few stalks of celery. Why is it called a "stalk" of celery? I guess w...

On The Run

by DarkAvenger49 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It had been raining ever since Dan Meadows had left work. He loved the fresh clean scent of the rain so he had his window rolled down just enough to let the scent in without getting wet. Today he had completed the job, so Dan would have a lot of free time on his hands. He wasn't sure if he'd go camping and do some fishing or stay home and do some remodeling...

Thanksgiving Day

by Solitary_Thinker on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

The snow was a blanket of white linen across the mountains and hills outside his window, starched white and crisp by the continual fall of soft white flakes. The house was warm from the fire in the wood stove. He had tinkered with it for an hour, adjusting the flu and the air until the iron glowed a gentle red around the chimney pipe, and the heat radiated o...

Beginning To an End Ch. 02

by Koco_Kyss on Sep 15, 2017
Interracial Love

I know this is a short chapter, but I wanted to update this story and give you a teaser. I hope you like the update...there will be more to come...thnx for the support:) ~Koco Kyss~ Alpha and Omega: the beginning and the end. Dominic was still trying wrap his mind around the things he had been told. Life was definitely getting more complicated, and the f...

Katie's Craving Pt. 08

by thehumpman on Sep 18, 2017
Mature

A few days later John finally called Katie on her cell phone and asked if she could meet him. She explained it would be hard to do at her house her daughter was there and husband would be home soon. "Do you think you can get someone to watch the baby and meet me at my house, my dad is at work and my mom is out of town visiting her sister?" He asked. "Okay...

As He Was Going to St Ives Ch. 03

by Quin on Aug 29, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The rain drizzled down, swept at a sharp angle to the ground by the strong breeze coming in off the sea. Had the breeze whistled in from other directions the odds are it would have still come from the sea; this was almost the very tip of the Cornish peninsula. The name of the last place of consequence on the road sign said it all – Lands End. "What do peopl...

Parasols Magazine - Cooking for Two

by JimBob44 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

*Author's Note: Any and all persons engaging in any sexual activity are at least eighteen years of age. ***** Valerie Elswell, Editor In Chief of Parasols magazine was watching her favorite soap opera when an extremely annoying commercial began. She switched the channel and happened across 'The Cast Iron Stomach,' a cooking show on Channel 12, a local inde...

To Grandmother's House We Go

by oneiria on Sep 11, 2018
Erotic Horror

REUNION Hansel Gingersnap stopped before the front door of Grandma Nyx's house. He looked around to make sure nobody could see him as pressed the doorbell . Ever since his sister Gretel disappeared, the onus of making these little check-in visits had fallen on his broad, albeit protesting, shoulders. But he liked to hide his activities at Grandma Nyx's hou...

Spin Cycle

by sheepyboy on Sep 14, 2017
NonHuman

Just an idea me and a colleague came up with whilst wasting time at work the other day and talking about rule 34 and stuff. "Dare you write a crazy fic about a washing machine and a refrigerator having sex?" Sure, why the hell not? Nothing should be too weird for fiction anyways. So, imagine that this fic takes place in a parallel world where appliances are...

Big Boned Women vs. Skinny Women

by PositiveThinker on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

I was happy, perfectly content, with my wife, Joan, that is, until she lost 100 pounds. We had a good life as man and wife, a life that was centered around food and the kitchen. Truly, is there anything else in life? Only, all that changed with daytime and reality TV. I built her a custom kitchen with a big island and loads of granite countertops and work...