My name is Peter, and I am probably not a sex robot. I can distinctly remember not being a sex robot. I had kids, a job which was only about 85% unpleasant, a house, a car. Granted, the website does say "Every FuckBuddy[TM] comes with its own unique backstory!" And the website did have a picture of me on it, shirtless, with SOLD! blazoned across it. And Trud...
For several months now Ryan had been under the spell of a beautiful exotic women known as Mistress Witch. Mistress Witch had always threatened to pay a visit to Ryan's wife Princess however he never really thought she would do it. Everything about Princess was perfect she was always making trips to the salon to have her hair styled and colored. Princess was...
It's great to be a second-semester senior, especially at my high school. I guess it's great all over, what with the spring weather, the girls ditching their parkas, and grades not meaning a damn thing. But our school is special, as I was reminded this morning. I was walking along behind two teachers grousing to one another as they went to their first classes...
Note: no sex in this chapter. 'Twas the day before Easter Carley, Chapter 9 I'm not a huge fan of Minnesota. I don't dislike it, I just don't see any reason to go there. But my girlfriend Carley is from Minneapolis and her family was having a big reunion. When she begged me to go along, I couldn't say no, could I? So, on this Saturday morning in late Marc...
The other day my boyfriend showed me an email he'd gotten called "Ten Common Mistakes Men Make With Women"... it was written by a man. Which was all well and good, and he got some of the mistakes right, but not WHY they were mistakes. Of course, he was just trying to sell his product - i.e. his book - but I got to thinking, why doesn't a woman write somethin...
What started out to be a one night stand has turned into a steamy lustful affair that has been on going for several years now. I had stormed out of my house one night after having the largest fight of my married life with my wife of 17 years and found myself the most wonderful woman I have ever met. I am a very attractive if I must say so myself black man t...
Mary sat down at the table with her mother. She eyed the food spread out for dinner anxiously. There were pickled eggs and deviled ham sandwiches, a roast beef and two heads of boiled cabbage. Her stomach rumbled and she shifted in her seat, waiting for her mother to finish talking on the phone. Finally, she hung up the receiver. Mary heaped her plate with...
**The following is a story that contains unclean themes. Gross stuff like mud, general unwashedness, piss, watersports etc. etc. If that's what you like, keep on going. If its not? Stop now. Cause its coming ahead.** Sherry and Evan were a couple in distress. About a year and a half in their marriage was in a rough spot. The honeymoon was over, and the love...
Dismal. That was the best way to describe our ride home. Once the sexual high had worn off a bit, I'd transitioned from horny beyond belief to wondering just what the hell I'd done. What was I thinking? It was difficult to tell what Beth was thinking—as if any man had any sense of what women were thinking. But it didn't take a genius to deduce what a dumbf...
N.B: This story contains graphic descriptions of toilet activity, in particular a female bowel movement. If this is likely to cause offence, please read no further! ***** Fortunately for me, I only needed to wait a mere 24 hours to receive the final part of my birthday present from Denise. After a full day at work, Denise returned to my apartment just aft...