by
DickThePimp
on Dec 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real
Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...
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My Erotic Tail
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
"He's made his list...he's checked it twice. He already knows who's been naughty or nice. Santa Claus is cumin...in town." The elves sang out in unison, busy as beavers. Boxing and bagging cheese and cheese cleavers. Pulling on paper and pushing big leavers. Wrapping Christmas presents with a holiday fever.
The Reindeer where reigned, the presents tagged an...
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by
Von Hauffen
on Sep 2, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Me and my partner found these last year while searching a missing person's apartment for clues. Who knows what happened to the guy. All I know is this was the best lead we had and the NYPD sure as hell ain't flying up to the North Pole to investigate. Long story short: I made me some copies before turning them over to evidence. Believe what you will. But the...
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by
be0wulf
on Sep 16, 2017
Erotic Couplings
I used to live in a small rural town, a community large enough to have a mayor, but small enough that he didn't have to quit his day job. And while I was there I began helping out with the annual Christmas parade. At first I was just a general gopher, doing odd jobs and making sure people and floats were where they ought to be, but as I continued to help out...
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by
solidfact
on Dec 9, 2007
Humor & Satire
Welcome to the North Pole, home of Santa Clause, Mrs. Clause, various elves, nine reindeer (including Rudolph) and the whole workshop. Christmas is going into high gear but behind the scenes, everybody has their own thing going on. Now is the time for you to choose your point of view. Which character will you follow? Here's some options:
Santa Clause: T...
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by
bluewhite2000
on Apr 29, 2025
The North Pole is a wonderland, filled with the delicious scents of baking pies, hot chocolate, and fresh evergreen. Year-round, the elves celebrate everything Christmas. People dress up in various green and red outfits and buy their daily fruitcakes and formal stocking caps. They decorate their homes with beautiful lights and candles and everyone eats great...
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by
Erotica_Writings
on Sep 14, 2017
Romance
That's right Santa Claus was a dame and I can prove it... See it happened last Christmas eve at the club I use to dance at. Oh I looked so hot that night too, damn it feels like it was only yesterday when Me and Shirley; she's my room mate and we did really well dancing that night when we decided that since we were dressed in sexy Santa dresses we would go t...
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by
Shuvani
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Good God, the Mall was crowded. 9:00... two more hours and hell night would be over with. I'd been working at La Boutique Du Lingerie for the last seven months and on my feet today for the last fourteen hours. I must have been out of mind when I agreed to work a double shift, but my paycheck was going to be huge!
It was Christmas Eve, and all the shoppers...
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by
darkhorsey
on Sep 15, 2017
Humor & Satire
(Author's note: This story is in fact complete nonsense and I don't know any of the characters in person. I also do not wish to belittle Wikileaks or Julian Assange in any way, as I do admire his cause. This is simply a bit of Christmas fun, not to be taken seriously.)
DOCUMENT FROM THE NORTH POLE EMBASSY
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by
tcs1963
on Jan 7, 2019
BDSM
Wrote this story right before Christmas, Edited and proofread by my friend, TakeMeDown...
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It was Christmas time again, and everyone was very joyful at the North Pole. Toys were being made on every table, hot chocolate was brewing and smiles abound.
It was a beautiful holiday scene, with the exception of Dear old St. Nick being mysteriously absent....
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