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The knock at the door woke me up from my slumber at exactly 6:45 am, Eastern Daylight Time (don't even get me started on how much I despise Daylight Savings). I struggled to get to my feet, having drunk more than a few spirits and also fucked my way through quite a few people the day before. It was nice, but it's good to have a chance to sleep such a maratho...
"Oh my gawd Mia! Is that all?" Trisha practically shouted. "What? Its nice, its a great place to get to know each other, a lot better than a movie for a first date, you can't even talk there." I answered "No! I mean, you kiss them good night? That's all? Don't you like any of them?" "I told you, I like a lot of them, its just, well, they never seem to wa...
The tall, dark haired woman knocked on the door of the Harry Dick Detective Agency. After a moment of silence, she turned the doorknob, opened the door and stepped into the office. "Hello? Mr. Dick?" she called. "Just a minute," came a muffled voice from the back. Harry Dick put down the TWAT magazine he had been reading and stood, pulled his pants up an...
The name is Mitchell Jean Baatil. I'm a big and tall young Black man of South African and Haitian descent living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. Just a guy coping with a changing world. I'm a student at Pacheco Jackson College, a local four-year school. The school was created in 1989 when two of Massachusetts two-year schools merged to become a four-...
"Come here, Maddy!" whispered Carly as she was washing dishes in front of her kitchen window. "Hurry! You have to see this!" Madison was barely 18 and spent a lot of time helping out in the home of her older, single-mom sister. She sensed the urgency of her Carly's voice and frowned curiously as she walked over from the refrigerator. "What?" "Look out the...
In one breath, he blew out all of the 18 candles on his birthday cake. Today was his day to shine. After his friends and family had wished him a happy birthday, and he had opened all of his gifts, he decided that today would mark the day of a new chapter in his life. Before today, he had dated a few girls casually, but since he lived in the South he only h...
I love fucking mature Black women in the ass. I say this with pride and love because I am a Black man who loves Black women. Timothy Saint Hillaire is the name. I'm a big and tall Black man of Haitian descent living in the city of Nepean, Province of Ontario. I'm twenty four years old, currently studying business administration at Algonquin College. And in t...
Chapter 4 – Settling Down God, I'm tired, thought Caitlyn as she finished tidying up the living room. As much as she loved her family, it was chaos to have all of them under the same roof. From the kids to her brothers and sister in laws, to her dad and mom, she felt out of place and overwhelmed. Not to mention Gabriel being here. Even though she gave Kyle...
"Excuse me ma'am, are you the porn actress formerly known as Adina Jewel or Miss Pebbles?" said the stocky, muscular and handsome young Black man who vaguely looked like Hip Hop and Rap artist Lloyd Banks, part of 50 Cent's original crew. Upon hearing the knock at her townhouse door, Adina Jewel went to check it out and got the shock of a lifetime. A fine ch...