The following story is part of a challenge involving the demise of a digit. It is meant to be a spoof, which means it's supposed to be ridiculous so if you're not looking for humor then get the hell out of this category. There is no sex, none. Yet. Its just ridiculous writing meant to amuse the twisted of minds. Please feel free to be an idiot somewhere else...
Chapter Eight: The Noose Tightens Did I happen to mention everything was moving so fast? People weren't really surprised Lance Layton took his commission and ran for the door as fast as he could. There wasn't an employee in the firm who didn't wish they could produce the same results for themselves. The rumors ran rampant: he had purchased his own seat and...
The seminar started at the local Marriot today. I, as the lead appraiser for my office was the main organizer for it. We had brought in one of the best appraisers in the East to share his expertise in appraising and developing a larger client base. The real estate market on Eastern Long Island was hot and I wanted to capture more of the $$$ it was spreading...
Young confused and so horny it hurt that's how I felt that evening and having no internet and living at home made meeting up with horny guys and girls difficult especially as my family had no idea I actually preferred a cock to pussy a man or a transvestite to a woman anytime if I could get one. In the daytime things had been much easier for me as I was out...
For years now I have been friends with this woman who runs a book store down the street. I would go in to visit, trade in books and hang out. Anne is about 5' 2" or so in her 40-50's I would guess with graying long hair, a very simple hippie look. She has a nice body, thin and in shape and always seems to wear something displaying her large tits, but not in...
I was sitting alone in a bathroom stall trying to figure out how to approach Erica with the idea of her having a threesome with Jimmy and Cat when two of my co-workers came into the men's room. They were talking loudly and excitedly about some big news that had just broken in the office. "Yeah, that's why the cops are here talking to people," one of them w...
Thanks to Charlie for his editorial assistance and guidance. You are a star Charlie. ***** Could I do it? Could I attend Karla's party? The more I thought about it the more I wanted to do it. I recalled some of the things Lauren used to say. Didn't I want others to see Kelli? The simple answer was yes. The more I dressed as Kelli the more I liked it and ye...
A Note To My Usual Readers: Although I have submitted up to this point nothing but erotic stories, I have always been more invested in the telling of stories more than the sex. Sometimes I think I succeeded, and sometimes I failed, but I always learned from my every attempt. In this story (a simple short story), I depart from my usual to write a non-erotic s...
Room For Rent "Bedroom with attached bath and balcony. New house in woodland setting. Cable/internet available. Shared use of washer/dryer and full kitchen. Looking for a clean and quietish person. Reasonable rent in exchange for occasional light assistance to disabled homeowner. No caregiving. Call for appointment..." Holly's bright eyes flick over the my...
A clever sabotage of a party costume backfires, and chivalry wins the day. ***** As I look at my fancy dress costume on my sister's bed, I almost have to applaud her cleverness. It is Christmas Eve, and she is having a house party. I am a little surprised to have been invited. She's ten years my junior, so we'd never been terribly close. Also, the last ti...