"You guys are assholes. And not the good kind." - Xander, "Drawn Together" * I don't, on principle, swear often. My family doesn't do it that often, so I never grew up in the habit of littering choice, juicy words in my speech. Moreover, I'm not a confrontational person. In an argument, should there be an argument, I'm not going to be the one tossing aroun...
Fitbutt, right, I know, the name is making you think this is some sort of fitness machine or exercise regimen designed to make those flabby ass-cheeks of yours firmer, stronger, more alluring, like one of those commercials on at midnight on the far reaches of the television channels, the six-pack abs, some sort of "buns of steel" thing. No, this is way bet...
Hellen was sitting on the couch watching a movie when a particular scene caught her eye. The two main characters were in the middle of a steamy love scene but the thing that truly caught her eye was the fact that the two were both women. Hellen had known she was gay since high school. The other girls in the locker rooms had never failed to get her pussy goin...
Please Vote if you Choose or leave critical comments! Thanks! I will write more stories! ***** I always found this chapter of my life really hilarious and I sometimes shake my head in amusement in how dense and clueless I was during my younger years. I didn't start masturbating regularly until I was late into my teen years. I grew up in a very conservative...
The name is Mitchell Jean Baatil. I'm a big and tall young Black man of South African and Haitian descent living in the city of Brockton, Massachusetts. Just a guy coping with a changing world. I'm a student at Pacheco Jackson College, a local four-year school. The school was created in 1989 when two of Massachusetts two-year schools merged to become a four-...
Fall 2000, 20yrs. Old I'd just turned 20 when I saw my neighbor, Josh. It was my day off, and I had been to a pretty lousy Sci-Fi movie. I noticed my neighbor struggling to unlock his door and carry in his groceries. I'd met Josh a few weeks earlier and we'd speak in passing. Josh was about 40. He'd been in an accident when he was younger and was now wheel...
The party was over. Almost everybody had left, leaving you and five of your friends alone. Aside from you, there was Miranda, Nicole, Sarah, Matt, and Tom. You've had a crush on Miranda since as long as you remember. She was perfect in your eyes. She had beautiful brown and you would love to run your fingers through it, or... lace your fingers in it as her h...
Arleigh looked around the library and was totally bored. Flipping a blonde curl from her eyes, she surveyed her domain. Her friend Dana - and sometimes lover - had got her the job in the library, knowing her amiga needed some spending cash. It was easy work, Arleigh's bubbly personality made it easy for her to work with the public. She was friendly, sexy an...
I thought our cute young neighbor was just a tease -- but before I knew it, we were in the shallow end of our pool at 2 in the morning fucking, not caring that my wife was asleep upstairs. Well, at least WE THOUGHT she was asleep. We'd barely just cum when we saw her standing poolside, looking down at us. "Having fun?" she asked. Amy and I froze, my cock...
When I was 13 I was totally un-kissable. I had big hair and big glasses and a lisp-causing retainer and I had neither boobs nor trendy clothes to compensate for my awkward misfortunes. My friends would talk about the guys they had kissed, or the guys they had held hands with at those skate-nights where all the cool kids would go and skate around in circles f...