Salutations, dear reader. My name is Gertrude Finkelstein and I am a woman with a rather important story to share with you. I was born in the City of Woodward, Oklahoma, in 1977, to a Jewish American family of German and Polish descent. In the summer of 1995 I moved to Boston, Massachusetts, to study at Northeastern University. I earned a Master's degree in...
{For Ravenfox who gave me the idea.} * "But I don't want to," whined the winsome young ingenue. "Why do I have to be the naked one?" She twirled her hair around her fingers and looked around the bare room at the others. "Because," explained the young stud standing beside her, "this is a porn site and us guys wanna see naked women!" "Yes, I know that," sh...
They say that whatever you've heard about Brazil, it's all true. Read on and believe... * Senhora Fabiola sat back in her chair and gazed out of the window at the long stretch of Rio's Ipanema beach. 'You know,' she said with satisfaction, 'it is only the rich who can afford to live here. I used to think I was a whore but when I see the girls today and w...
I'd been waiting for about twenty minutes before the doorbell rang. Earlier that evening I decided I would finally take the plunge and so I rang a local escort agency to arrange for a transsexual visit. This has been a secret fantasy of mine for a long time that I wanted to turn into a reality, but was too afraid to do so. However, as I was currently single...
The name is Lucien Bardeaux. I am a young Haitian-American law enforcement professional in the state of Texas. I make my living as a Border Patrol Agent. Recently, I've had an epiphany. I ran into this brave, fiery Mexican woman as she was crossing the border with her family. They told me they were fleeing a vengeful Mexican criminal overlord whom they had w...
A group of men and women sit around talking candidly about their sex lives. Hi, I'm Paul, the host of this party. Welcome. Come in. Thanks for stopping by to read my story. We were all sitting around the big screen, plasma TV watching the Super Bowl one year. I had invited all of my best buddies to watch the game with me. There were 21 of us guys, includin...
"...doing a big long multi-chaptered story intimidates the hell out of me. I'd love to do a PWP (Porn Without Plot) one-shot, but I'm afraid of messing it up. Is there an easy way to do it?"-- Wanna Write some SMUT So you wanna do it quick and dirty? Okay, first you need a sex scene. No really...! Think of what kind of sex you want FIRST. The sex is what's...
When John Boehner wandered onto the set of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the cast all rushed over to greet him. Kim seemed to be especially impressed with the stern-faced republican speaker of the house. "Aren't you the guy who's always on those political shows?" she asked in her trademark clueless and whiny voice. Her mother, Kris Jenner, was quick to...
"Hello?" I called, tentatively walking forwards in to the dark. "Anyone here?" My voice echoed back to me, the hall I was in seemed quite big. I didn't even know why i was here. I had gotten a text from my girlfriend, Kirsty, about an hour before, telling me to come here, to come in and close the door. I had never been here before, so i had no idea what to...
"Oh please, just tell me! You know how much I hate secrets!" She pleaded with him the entire way, begging him to take the blindfold off. "Nope," he refused playfully, poking her stomach mercilessly. "You're driving!" she gasped for breath, "For God's sake, keep both hands on the wheel!" "You didn't seem to mind last night," he joked, and she groaned at...