For the first time in my life, I'm retired from sex and women. I'm done with sex. I've had it. It's over. I'm finished with women. That's not to say that I turned gay 'cause I haven't. I'm not even bi-sexual. Men as lovers don't interest me. Unless I'm watching a sporting event or having a beer with the guys, I don't even think of men and especially not in t...
Defining Qualities of LezBromeo and other LezBros: 'Has a PLAN if a zombie or other apocalypse occurs. Shares this plan in detail. Because well, you need to know.' ANNND He has a 'signature look' that signals there is danger and 'we're going out blazing.' This way you know to suit up, because you don't want to miss the action! 'Takes you out for shots when...
Hey everyone! Tonight, I'm going to be spending a good bit of time talking about baby-making activities because my sister just had a baby. She called me up the other day and said, "Sean, I had a baby!" Had. As in past tense. As in there was a baby, but there is not a baby anymore. She tells me, "I had a baby!" Oh really? What happened to it? Did you lose i...
Banging a sexy, big-booty Black woman in the ass. It's a pleasure I hadn't experienced up until recently. You see, I've been so busy fucking guys that I didn't realize women like anal sex too. My name is Bernard Lamont. A big and tall Black man of Haitian descent living in the city of Toronto, Ontario. And I'm openly bisexual. Right now, I'm banging the hell...
He slept like Christ hanging on the cross, arms flailed out, head turned sideways, one leg turned just so over the other. During the course of the night, even the sheet would curl around his naked waist like a loincloth. It didn't matter how he began the night's sleep; that was how he always ended. Frequently, I'd fall asleep in his arms, only to awaken in...
Tuesday, September 1, 2009 Dear Diary, This afternoon I met the most scrumptious guy I've ever seen. He's over six feet tall, and built like a Greek god, with black, curly hair and the most soulful eyes. I think you can tell a lot about a man by his eyes. Anyhow, he's going to be working at the desk next to mine, and I might be able to give him some help...
Do you like fat people? Does disgusting fat sex turn you on? If so, man do we have the story for you! face it, you are somebody with freaky tastes. You like watching big women getting fucked don't you. That's okay. Guess what? You're not alone. Plenty of people out there like watching fat women getting fucked. You are by no means unique. We know what you wan...
The following story is true. It took place in 1968 and I am repeating it from memory so aspects of what I retell may be inaccurate. If anybody remembers when this story was in the news please feel free to weigh in, especially if you remember any of this story differently than I relate it. This happened 51 years ago when I was 20. So some facts may be fuzzy....
"Would you like some tea?" Hayden asked Jessica with a smile. "Yes thank you," she said with a smile. The two had met in the park where their children played. They hit it off and became friends. Hayden invited her over to talk while the kids were away. "I'm glad that you invited me to your house. It's hard to find some me time." Jessica said with a smile....
When you're the height of the average Ewok, and gettin' laid more than Home Depot linoleum, you don't ask questions. Kinkier than an aged garden hose, she was primed for dong like a virgin on her wedding night. Unfortunately, my trustworthy, metallic mare gravitated towards a pothole I'd passed, sans incident, thousands of time prior. The online classified...