One day Eric the Weenie was coming back from a NASTY (National Association of Saddened and Tampered Youths) meeting when he saw a whorehouse. Eric wasn't the prettiest apple in the tree, so he doesn't get laid a lot. He's so Ugly, the only girls whoever look at Eric are bulimics because he makes vomiting more easy. Since he was right at a whorehouse and feel...
Nick smiled as he replaced the phone on the hook. He was still remembering how Cindi had reacted to hearing about the afternoon he’d spent at Matt’s. He’d been later than he intended to be and he was afraid Cindi would be upset about dinner. When he explained how he had helped a guy set up his new computer she seemed to understand. All through dinner he trie...
You hear me come in the door and call out letting me know that you're in the bedroom. Sitting up in bed, you wait for me to come to you. It's late on a Saturday night and I was having a 'Girl's Night Out' with some friends from work. Walking into the bedroom, I smile and stroll over to kiss you. Though I have a slight taste of liquor on my breath, I'm not dr...
Ever since my husband had his crazy wish granted, things have taken a very sexy turn. It's only been a few days, but in that time span, I've been constantly horny, we've had sex more than we had in the past year combined practically, and I've been working out like crazy. Every time I even walk briskly, it feels like I'm 80% to an orgasm. My body has changed...
In life, some things are simply necessary. Every human being needs to eat and drink. We also need to eat. Our bodies have very specific needs. No need to get into way too many details. All of us have needs, you get my point, right? Human beings have sexual needs too. All human beings. It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman, you've got needs. It doesn't...
Sometimes, I wonder why so many people seem to get such joy out of opposing the hard-working, determined high-achievers they encounter. I knew the answer to the question the moment I asked it of myself. Pretenders always hate the real thing. And they know it when they see it. My name is Stefan Brunswick. A young black man living in the city of Boston, Massac...
Seems as though Jeff got horny again listening to Lisa explain about how she handled our meeting after he and his still unidentified friend had filled her full of jizz and sent her on her way to my place. He suggested, no ordered her to prepare us both for a visit from him at my place as soon as he was off work. She asked if he would be alone and her barked...
It had been a brutal year. No... I'm not using that figuratively. I'm not trying to gain empathy with hyperbole. It was, literally, a brutal year. (Can you tell I'm an English teacher?) Something was in the water and I'd stopped more fights (physical, verbal, you name it) than I cared to count, winding up with a food-throwing free-for-all on the last day (wh...
On Friday evening I told hubby that I was organising a little dinner party for Saturday evening, so he must cook a nice meal for four people. I added that although he must cook and serve the meal, he would be permitted to dine with me and my two guests, and hopefully he would have fun. He became really excited about this, I assume thinking the guests would b...
"I thought you were going to stain the deck this morning," Jen yelled from the kitchen. "I just did the railings so don't touch them when you come out. I made some screwdrivers. They're in a pitcher in the fridge." "Awwwww, that's why I married you," she said as she came through the sliding door. "Here's two woodworking magazines that came in the mail for...