Geometry Dash Funk Stories

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Swan's Way Ch. 03

by clayboy on Sep 15, 2017
Anal

After a night of wanton debauchery I rid my body of foreign intrusions with a strong emetic (tincture of ipecac), douche myself with a spermicide, and hoist the red rubber bag to cleanse my bowels of the final invasion. Preparation H works wonders for the pouches beneath the eyes. I've also swiped a dab across my puss a time or two. Sunglasses and a head sc...

Pool Shark

by MrMaxLord on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

All of the following is complete and total fiction. Not a single word of it occurred, nor would it. Pool Shark starring Victoria Justice by MrMaxLord (MF,Oral, Cons, Exhib, Slut) ***** Saturday in Hollywood. It's a night where young Hollywood fills up the clubs and the hottest hang outs, their deeds sure to fill the gossip rags. The last place you'd exp...

Stupid Mailbox

by wetapap on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

********** There is no explicit sex in this 'snapshot' in time. I wish to thank the people who helped contribute to and edit this story, per their wishes, they remain anonymous. This story is totally fictitious; any resemblance the characters might have to persons living or deceased is purely coincidental. No part of this story may be published at any other...

Mrs. Mower: eMeeting at Midnight

by CS_Woodruff on Jun 1, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

When schools closed due to fears of a contagious virus, teachers, like Mrs. Mower, began to live in front of a live video stream. They started interacting with students through live streams, chatrooms, and amateur video lessons. As a math teacher, Mrs. Mower learned to be especially engaging, because students had more distractions in their homes than in the...

The Tutor Fantasy

by ma demoiselle on Sep 12, 2017
Anal

It's a late summer night, not too hot. The fan and the crickets compete for sound dominance. I'm tired, but I can't sleep and I want to come. Dan is lying perfectly still next to me, hands folded neatly across his belly. I know he's not asleep. He never falls asleep before me. I glance at the clock--six hours and we have to be up. If we fuck, we'll be lucky...

Geometry

by amischiefmaker on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

If you're looking for a classic BTB, a husband who wants to see his wife fuck another man, or a wimp cuckold story, you'll be sorely disappointed by this one. This is a weird story about creepy characters in bizarre circumstances, interspersed with actual facts that 99% of you didn't know. You've been warned. *************** I've had a fascination with ge...

Lessons Learned Ch. 04

by Belle_in_south on Sep 26, 2017
Group Sex

He hung up the phone with a smile on his face. Sometimes, it amazed him that he had so much control over his geometry teacher. In his mind, he corrected himself. Miss Moyers was more than his geometry teacher. She was a horny bitch so deep into an affair with a student that she would never be able to tell him no. All he had to do was mention a phone call to...

Happy Birthday, Baby New Year

by Irin on Sep 2, 2017
First Time

Kristen had been one of the first girls of her age to develop and at first it had bothered her when she heard the boys teasing her about her breasts and being immature about it. Now that she was a senior in high school she appreciated her mature body found that most boys would rather try and get a look at it than make fun of it these days. She particularly r...

Uncle Jacks Off

by SpoonThief on Sep 14, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

We all go through an exploratory phase where we find out about ourselves, what we like, what we don't like and what we didn't even dare imagine we really wanted. Mine happened with a boy called Luke. Luke's family life was chaotic to say the least. His parents were divorced and he lived with his mother and a guy he called 'Uncle Jack'. Jack was a mechanic b...

Anchor Watch

by some_boy on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

So the fourth night we were out we were parked kind of close to some other boats. I found out (later on in the trip) that you could anchor a lot closer than that, under the right conditions, but this was early on , and we were overcautious, perhaps. The wind was flukey, and when it changed, our boat would swing Way around to a completely new direction, pivot...