As you lie back on the plush 4 post bed wearing only a plush red robe the door to the lavishly decorated bedroom swings open. Standing there is the girl of your dreams : Denise Richards. The gorgeous brunette looks like she has just stepped off the set of Wild Things. She wearing a sleeveless white t-shirt that is soaking wet and clings to every curve of her...
Hi, my name is George Tasker and I'm the author of the Agent Hooters adventures you'll find on this site. If you haven't read any of them, they're a kind of parody putting Anna Nicole Smith in the role of a sexy secret agent. What you're about to read is a 100% true recount of an adventure that happened in real life to me less than a week ago. Well, there I...
Day 4 -- Monday Los Angeles, California 2012 -- But not our universe Ray Williams woke up with a raging erection to the sound of his buzzing alarm clock. He fondly wished his lovely wife Melissa wasn't away in San Francisco visiting her sick father, and was instead here in LA sucking his painfully hard prick. The rather vivid dream he'd been having of the...
I made the list of the 250 favorite authors. I didn't know if I should be happy or sad. Last time I checked, I was last on the list, until someone realized their mistake and removed my name from their list of favorite authors and bumped me from the list of 250 favorite authors. Then, when I checked this morning, I was right back on the prestigious list bring...
Day 1 -- Friday Los Angeles, California 2012 -- But not our universe Raymond Williams breathed a sigh of relief as the elevator doors closed, finally signalling the end of a tough day at work. Ray was a happily married, thirty one year old accountant who pretty much hated his job. Just as things had been for Ray at high school, at work he felt bullied and...
Danny's heart beat faster and he sucked in a deep breath as the gorgeous older woman loomed over his prone form. He was lying on his back on the woman's elaborate 4-poster bed as she straddled his legs and leant down towards him. The woman casually flicked her long, raven locks over her shoulder and bent forward, pressing the lush curves of her body agains...
Danny and Sylvia were on the road well before daybreak. Sylvia, being a vampire had a rather intense aversion to sunlight which necessitated the early departure. She and her eighteen year old neighbour were travelling across the country to meet with Sylvia's brother and sister vampires. The two of them had a rather unusual relationship, where Danny would le...
Danny couldn't help but tremble slightly as the gorgeous vampire slid her tongue over his windpipe and up to the corner of his jaw. "Are you okay Danny?" Sylvia asked him as she gently nuzzled his earlobe with the tip of her nose. Danny gave a sigh. "Yeah I'm fine," his hands came up and held her by the hips, giving her a reassuring squeeze. "It was just a...
That morning at 5am, well before the sun was up, Danny and Sylvia hit the road. Sylvia and Danny were neighbours. Danny lived next door to Sylvia with his parents and went to the local college. For the past six months Danny had known that his strange, beautiful neighbour was in fact a vampire. The two of them had come to a rather unconventional arrangemen...
Lady Gwyneth d’Lambert, paladin of the Holy Church of Alastriel and the goblin Cockweasel readied their weapons as a dozen bandits burst from the edge of the Forest of Dagindor. Gwyneth had rescued Cockweasel from his tormenting mistress, the vile sorceress Valeria the Black, and the two had escaped on horseback to the village of Crompton. There they had res...