I am obsessed with Giada de Laurentiis, the Italian chef with the beautiful face and spectacular body whose TV cooking show featured her cleavage as much as her recipes. I watched every one of her TV cooking shows and those that I couldn't watch, I taped.I was entranced with her and I wanted to be with her just once, to see her naked body, her full, lush bre...
Ahhhhhhhh. Nothing like a mid day piss. Especially in the fancy ass lobby of your office/apartment building. Right there in my favorite chair. Piss flying on the fucking floor. I own the building, so no pain in the ass bitching about it. I love pissing in front of people. All over people too. I get off on it. They do too. Most of em do. The others... fuck em...
This is a parody... It is not real/ This is a continuation of my story My Slutty Neighbor Giada... We decide to start making freaky porn movies... This one is filmed on the set of her Everyday Italian Food Network Show... Enjoy. *** I was getting ready for my first porn shoot, with my good friend and neighbor Giada De Laurentiis. We had decided to start m...
THIS IS A FANTASY...IT IS FICTION...IT IS NOT TRUE *** I was sitting in my living room, in my newly paid for beach house in Malibu. I'm a transplanted New Yorker getting used to life out in the LA area. I had a successful electronics business, that allowed me to also work in the entertainment biz. We would install any computer or electronic type equipment...
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction concocted entirely within my imagination. None of this actually happened. If you feel particularly protective of certain celebrity chefs, you may not want to read it. You have been warned. Note: If you haven't already, read Celebrity Chef Cruise Ch. 01-03, which are prequels to this story. ***** I probably ended up sp...
This is a super spectacular sleazy freakfest fuck parody... It's fucking hot... But, it ain't real. This is a new sleazy, freaky, fuck parody series about me starting a new pay channel, James' SEX TV... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My girlfriend, Kim Kardashian and I were sitting around our Malibu home, smoking some weed and relaxing, before heading out. I look...
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This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
Okay, I've had this idea knocking around my head for a while. I also found the first scene hilarious to write. The struggles of being a futa. So where'd 4.5 go? Somewhere... Everyone is over 18, etc. I'm fairly certain the celebrities depicted don't act like this...mostly. Comments and feedback are always welcome. Enjoy! *** Megan was pissed. She hastily...
A brief story, the beginning of a vacation. As is usual in my stories, the places named and described are real. The people? Well, . . . . ***** Ellen and I had been married for a long time, 36 years now, and 36 years changes people. We'd gone from two skinny people to two not-so-skinny parents, and now, in my early sixties and her late fifties, well we loo...