Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...
"Well, I can't say that I really expected you today. Did your Aunt get here okay?" "Yeah, she arrived exactly on time and that's something you can't often say about the airlines." Betty stood there for several minutes before finally saying, "Aren't you going to tell me about her? How old is she? Is she modern or old-fashioned. How does she dress?" "Whoa!...
My back was mostly feeling better but I must have still been a bit gimpy when Becki saw me in the hallway and asked me about it. "I tweaked my back a little over the weekend," I explained, "so it's a bit knotted up." "You should get a massage," she suggested, "as long as it isn't injured, that should help." "I've actually got one scheduled for next week,"...
They call it Picnic Rock, so named because generations ago, it was the hot spot to cool down for city dwellers that came to the beach where the rock was in the tiny village on the coast for its beautiful scenery and cooling waters and breeze. It retained the name and though not as popular as it once was for actual picnics, it was a magnificent outcropping...
Part 8 - Eulogy This is a sequential story you will need to read the previous Parts before this Part will make sense. I broke this story up into Parts to accommodate L's request to make into parts. This is my very first story I've ever written. I'm an Engineer so I tend to be techno/detailed, hope it does not distract from the story too much. Some of the...
A fantasy about domination, public nudity and sex, asses, love, and other cool fun stuff I arrived three minutes late to my mistress' house. I knew she would be displeased. I had stripped at my apartment as she had ordered me to, then walked out to the curb and got in the car empty-handed. I drove to her upscale neighborhood, in the older part of town, with...
I was on the train from the city back home, having taken the trip for the weekend to see my daughter and her family, always an enjoyable experience. I was tired, though; grandchildren keep you pretty busy, and I'd been on my feet, playing with them or walking through town, and as a result, my feet were pretty sore. It was a three-hour train ride, with sever...
"Simone says 'Lick my shoes'!" Instantly, the naked young college athlete kneels at my feet as I sit on my couch, my legs crossed, my black high-heeled shoe dangling off one foot as I jiggle it impatiently. Ryan, the handsome buck, nervously holds steady my foot and lavishes the shiny black leather with trembling tongue, running it up and down the shoe and...
Irene O'Reilly was working up a good sweat on her daily five-mile run through town. The 61-year-old white-haired beauty loved her runs, particularly on Saturday when she could take her time and not worry about rushing to work as a school principal. She was tall, five-eight, willowy at an athletic 130 pounds, all arms and legs pumping swiftly as she ran the...
This Joanie story is about Joanie's Spring Break her senior year in college. Remarkable, a few of her more wild sexual fantasies from high school actually come true, no matter how wild they are. *********** My senior year in college I was single. I had broken up with my true love Mike and with his misogynist cousin, Philip the banker, who had been using my...