The first chapter of this tale is in the Humour/Satire section. There is a third, final chapter, which may well go in another section but I haven't decided yet – keep your eyes open for it next month! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * This story I'm about to tell.....um, well.... it was impossible to see it all coming. Well, almost impossible. I mean...
The following submission happened over the course of a very long and satisfying weekend. Although it may need to be broken down into several submissions, Bri and I wrote it as one continuous event. So, enjoy, and by all means vote, and send us your comments. We'd love to hear from you! Cyrus $ Bri After some skillful negotiations, mostly just giving the bo...
I was standing there along with 250 other couples and was getting undressed as cameramen roamed the floor filming every detail. This had all started with a visit to a friend I had made in Japan. On an earlier business/vacation trip a woman, Miko, had introduced herself as wanting to practice her English and had joined me in touring Tokyo and the surroundin...
Aunt Jane had left for work by the time that I got back to her home after my night with my first client, Kay the executive banker. I called her at work and on the phone, she implored me to give her details, to tell her how the night had gone. I stalled Aunt Jane, telling her that I would do that when next I saw her face to face. Jane wasn't happy, but she fi...
Tuesday It was more than the sound and vibration of a power tool that accosted my senses as I walked in the back door of our house; it was the smell of sawdust in the air; the aroma of progress. I hung up my coat and inched into the construction zone: our kitchen. My parents had been planning this project with a local cabinetmaker for well over a year. Why...
Valerie dashed out of the foyer as soon as the words "hot tub" had passed through Tony's lips. She was out the sliding glass door and onto the rear patio before he'd even realized she was gone. It was cool out on the patio, but the night had actually warmed up since the drive. Like the rest of the house, the rear terrace was built in imitation-mediterranea...
He stood before her in his baggy, grey jogging bottoms, which hung loosely from his huge ass. There was no visible waist to help keep them up and folds of the material lay bunched around his hefty ankles. His feet were bare, revealing both the dry black skin that covered them and the dirty uncut toenails that were their end. The only other item of clothing h...
Sometimes life can provide opportunities – or misfortune -- you can't anticipate when you least expect it. My name is Ken, a loving husband, married to Lea, my wife of 45 years. Both of us are now in our mid-60's and retired. We have had a wonderful marriage over all these years, with relatively few rocky patches. Lea is the love of my life, an energetic l...
Remembering that night in Buffalo kept my cock hard for the many days that led up to her phone call. We had many gigs since then with no desirable women for me to divert my attention from Danielle. The way her asscheeks wobbled and her tiny tits shone with sweat; she made my dreams a reality. I loved her body and could have stared at her for hours, just poun...
*** Sarkopheros Says: If you read my last foreword, you know I wasn't sure if this story would be well-received. The people spoke, and you wanted more Jedi Jae! Plus, I wanted to write more. This story is funny to write. And sexy, of course. Anyway, same tropes/kinks as before, but I ramped things up for this one. There is one sequence which I don't know...