AUGUST 19, 2017 "Not cheering how you drag that club foot across Fidelity's corporate floor." "York, at least I don't mince along, I think you're barely hetero." "Gnomey old bean, what are you doing with those resumes?" "Never look a gift Social Security number in the mouth." "Not even going there. I hope Fidi doesn't ask after them." "What's the deal...
And the rain fell.. as it always did in the spring. Throughout the forest, eyes, sheltered as best they could watched the rain in its relentless falling. The drops of water slid down the bark of the trees, dripped from the leaves and crawled across the toadstools. In every tree the dryads hummed as they drank the sweet rain, and in the glades the fairies da...
"WE CAN FIX IT!" "HOW!?" "We'll find an expert who knows what to do in town, just remain calm. There's no point going crazy over this, it's not like it will change anything." "Oh gods, what's happening to me?!" "No idea. It must be the effect of that light that hit you." Ellaria ran her fingers through her hair, a plume of dust came away with her hand....
Gnome hailed a cab going uptown, wiping his nose at the same time with his latest eviction notice. As the Gnome got in, he noticed the driver staring at him speculatively in the mirror. Gnome took little notice of this, his mind on his latest graphic novel. Suddenly, the cabbie spoke up in a somewhat grotesque southern accent. "Hey, you know a guy called...
***This story was inspired by a joke that was started on my thread. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks to _Fallen_Angel_ for checking my p's and q's! Thanks a million.*** Richard the gnome was exhausted. It had been one busy day of guarding the lawn and Rich's hands were scarred and worn from the daily activity. His face was sticky with old sweat, and his point...
I had been watching the bikini girls frolic in the sand and the surf all week from my breezy balcony. I was sick (*cough cough sputter sputter*). I was really sick and nobody was allowed to come see me and I was not allowed to leave. The doctor felt it would be best if I went to Florida and got some fresh air and listened to the ocean. Sounded good to me so...
My name is Chromie. I know this is an odd name for some, but for a person that's been as many places, seen as many things. Time , places and names mean little to nothing. Why else would I speak in such broad terms of infinite if I was not just that. For some, they see a cute, petite little gnome with silver hair entwined in those little buns at the sides of...
Chapter 27 - Home Sweet Home? Surrounding the friends and making a circle around the cavern stood twenty humanoids. They stood between three to three and a half feet tall, some a little taller, with bald heads, grey skin of various shades, lean wiry bodies and round noses. All wore armor and carried weapons. Their armor was finely crafted from mithril and s...
"Go faster, Tharion! We don't want to be late, right?" Lucy was purring into Tharion's right ear, clutching around his fluffy neck carefully to not fall down. If there weren't already enough very good reasons why her elfish lover was the best thing that could ever happen to a gnomish girl like her, the simple fact that in his feline shape he proved to be a...
Beth was lost in thought in her little cabin in the woods. What had she seen strolling about that morning? It looked like four little men but they all had the most enormous cocks and balls she'd ever seen. They had circled her, speaking in a singsong language but she couldn't understand what they said. They masturbated, cocks becoming massively enlarged, and...