Hello everyone. Just a quick author's note to thank everyone for reading my stories. Please take the time to rate and/or leave comments as a greatly appreciate both. As for this story it was done kind of as a joke for one of my friends. I know it may not be as good as my previous story but I hope that if nothing else it might bring a laugh to some of you out...
To the Reader: I've labeled the parts of these horrid adventures of Lazdric the Gnomish Warlock so that you can easily browse between non-filthy text and story and pulse pounding, pole-greasing sex. You will easily find all the naughty bits of our story clearly labeled for your masturbatory pleasure. Enjoy! * Lazdric was a rather evil little Gnome. Wily to...
"We should get a Jester." Smokesnort was certainly enjoying the noble life, sitting in a comfy seat, flipping through a sales catalogue of Noble type things. "Oh, a moat! We should definitely get one of these. They are so fashionable these days." He nodded assuredly, circling the moat, which was on sale for a really great value considering today's rapidly es...
Chapter IV -The Blessing- Lucy yawned and opened her eyes. Tharion was kneeling next to their bed and kissed her very gently once again. "Wake up, Lucy. There will be sunrise soon, and you promised high priestess Valiandra to free Alathea. I suppose she had a rough night and would love to get home at last." She stretched and sat up. Tharion and Lucy bo...
Chapter VI -Birthday-Party at Ironforge- Lucy kept her eyes closed and inhaled the scent of the brine deeply. She sat on the railing of a ship, sailing through the waters of the great ocean from Rut'theran to Stormwind harbor. The sea was calm that morning; and so the ship was tossed only a little. But the cute gnomish girl felt safe anyway in the arms of...
How stupid of her to drive all the way out here, in the middle of the goddamn woods out in the middle of goddamn nowhere, to look at some stupid cabin because some stupid man had called saying he wanted to list it with their office. All that work putting together a goddamn listing package, making this long ass drive, double checking to make sure he'd actuall...
To the Reader: You may have noticed that in our last adventure, our grim and lethally wicked anti-hero had his name spelled "Lazdrick" in the title, yet in the story that followed, the "k" was left off the spelling. I will explain this before our next tale begins! You see, in Dwarven tradition, ending a name in the letter K is considered a grim omen of misfo...
"Dammit all!" Ellie shouted, staring at the map. The little gnome and her orcish companion had been trekking in the Zanzaldi jungle for three days, now. What was supposed to have been a half day's journey from their last stop just outside the jungle at Huntsman's Crossing before arriving in the port town of Fletcher Bay, had now become a quest just to find a...
The gnomish city of Sprocketville was a wondrous sight. Fluorescent signs dazzled visitors with their bright colors, attracting potential customers to purchase a few of the vendors' strange gadgets. Large machines were constantly clanging and whizzing and buzzing, some having a distinct purpose, others seemed to merely be for show. Mechanical vehicles zoomed...
This is a story about fictional characters in the WoW universe. All sex is between characters of legal age for their races/cultures. ***** Ahnah and Zilah exited the Deep-Run Tram, passed through Tinker Town and stepped into the great Dwarven Capital city of Ironforge. The two Draenei females looked about and wrinkled their noses. Everything here smelled o...