"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." --Thomas Jefferson You won't find his name alongside Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson in the history books, but Lenny Bruce deserves a spot in the pantheon of American patriots. Bruce, if you're unaware, was a comedian who worked in the 1950s and early '60s. His raunchy routines paved the way for comedy le...
Greetings, dear reader. The name is Mohammed Ismail, but you can call me Mo, since everyone else does. Or rather, everyone did. In the eyes of the world, I died on November 17, 2009, at the age of twenty one. I was a third-year student at the University of Ottawa, in the civil engineering department. My parents, Hodan and Ahmed Ismail, couldn't be prouder of...
I gazed downwards at the icy Hudson River preparing to take the plunge. My life was over the moment the Patriots sidelined Brady at halftime out of some pre-Christmas benevolence. Instead of pouring it on, which they would do every chance they had, they simply limped past the hapless Fish; thus blowing the spread. How I got fucked royally on that one. What w...
As we rowed to shore I got a closer look at my welcoming committee. There were six young lasses there all 18 to 21. The Matron of the group was in her early thirties, but like her charges she was fair of limb. As our boat hit the wharf I stepped up onto the dock, not all that easy a trick. And taking a quick glance I bowed low before her. She held out her...
Hi, everybody. How are you today? My name is Wanda Smites. Who the fuck am I? A fine-looking sister with a hot tale to tell you. I stand five-foot-eight, chubby but sexy, with light brown skin, long Black hair and pale green eyes. I've got big tits, a curvy body, wide hips and a big round ass. What they call a ghetto booty in America and Canada. Here's a lit...
My name is Jeff Evans and until two days ago I was just an ordinary man working for a living as a lawyer, at the moment I am on vacation spending time up at the lake house that I once shared with my wife Stacy who took it into her head to leave me for a much younger man. While I am on vacation I like to start my day down on the dock fishing. Why fishing? It...
Pesha Vahwamma Scappa ob Adak – he was known as 'Adak' observed the goings-on at the encampment from a safe distance – across the river and high in the hills – he preferred not to be detected. A distance monitor allowed him to hear the activities as well see them. The device fit his reptilian species quite well but his monkey-man scout, Moprello, used a pair...
You lie down. I lift your head up a little and put the silk blindfold over your eyes. The silk is soft and cool against your eyes and it is relaxing. Then comes the headset over your ears. There is soft music playing, an enchanting flute, chimes, water. It continues to relax your mind as your nude skin cools to the ambient temperature of the room. You feel...
“What do you mean it doesn’t fit?” The armor smith asked, “Surely you must be fooling with me.” “No, sir.” The young soldier said. “You’re telling me that your steel codpiece is too small?” “That’s right,” the soldier confirmed. “I don’t believe it,” the armor smith said. “Well you see when I was a young lad, a witch caught me spying on her while she wa...
Logan awoke with a start. He caught fleeting scents of Jean. At first he resigned it to sleep and her flirtatious movements after dinner. Then he woke completely up, his mutant senses in overdrive. Jean had been there, he could "see" where she had been standing just outside his room, and her path back to her and Scott's. She had tried to mask her movements b...