Humor & Satire
Characters:
Noi
Toi
Moi, the ladyboy actress who plays Noi
Me, the writer, director and DP (director of photography you dirty-minded people!) Yes, I appear in all of my movies, usually as the lead actor, a balding Jewish nebbish who gets the best and prettiest asian ladyboys.
and featuring Ron Jeremy, as Marlan Bondo
Opening Scene:
[Dialogue between T...
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by
trigudis
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
EDITOR'S NOTE: the author originally submitted this piece to Non-erotic, likely because it contains no explicit sex, but we feel despite the lack of sex it is a better fit in Humor & Satire. Enjoy!
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My name is Anna Fryan and I'm nineteen years old. I just graduated from high school one year after most people with my birth year graduate. "You might not be...
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She was lying on her bed helpless. He could tell she had taken one too many marijuana-laden cookies. It had made her beyond high. I had made her vulnerable to any and all of his advances.
"You're mine!" he told her.
"I'm yours," she mumbled. "Take me," she added. "Take me any way you please."
She was already undressed, lying naked, her body exposed for hi...
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by
ComteCheese
on Jan 5, 2019
Non-Erotic
Testing, testing, one-two...one-two. Three?
Please tell me you have it on RECORD this time? Good? Readeh..!?
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Greetings, peepers! And welcome to...
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[A more-or-less-all-things-considered blog series with meditations primarily on MC erotica/community/material/themes that have found their way before me, probably in a sexual a...
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by
ROBERTODAVO
on Jun 19, 2018
Erotic Couplings
All characters are over 18 years.
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A few days later Leona was sitting in the coffee lounge of the hotel in Nicholson Street.
Glancing up from the book she was reading, she saw the figure of Gareth Hamilton standing in the doorway, making a careful survey of the room.
She watched him approach her table. He was wearing well-worn denims and a black cotto...
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Erotic Couplings
Some years ago, I played a little trick on my lover that I would like to relate to you. We were in bed naked, nose to nose, chest to chest, hips to hips, toes to toes. We were enjoying each other in foreplay as a prelude to making love, when I said to her:
"We should go for the Guinness Book of World Records."
"What do you mean," she queried. She started t...
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by
Kevsta
on Sep 15, 2017
Illustrated
Another week, another escape. Sam was looking forward to his weekly Art Class. At least it got him out of the house! Middle age had crept right up on them, he and his wife. Before he knew it, here they were, in their fifties and just waiting for what? Time? Retirement? Looking back, he couldn't believe where all the time had gone. And now here he was, with p...
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by
Icingsugar
on Aug 31, 2017
Erotic Couplings
"What do you see?" Tasmin asked. Always that question, their little game. The question that she and she alone would be allowed to ask.
In the darkness, she asked him. When the night had fallen and the curtains were closed. When no light seeped in, not even the faintest of difference between shadow and deeper shadow were visible in those late hours, when the...
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by
WFEATHER
on Sep 26, 2017
NonHuman
"Trust me," Kei whispered. "I'll be just fine."
She had told me several times in recent months about the "special place" not far from her second home on the mountainside. When we stepped out of the car, I could feel the energy and magic of the area, but it was unlike anything I had ever previously experienced. I had to wonder if this was one of those fairl...
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Humor & Satire
Although I appreciate the weather in Thailand, I was somehow enticed up to Seoul by a Korean network exec of a rather obscure television network, a Mr. Lee (not his real name [and of course this is completely fictional anyways]). He wanted me to make some interesting historical dramas with sexual themes. A recent Korean supreme court ruling had paved the way...
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