Humor & Satire
Characters:
Noi
Toi
Moi, the ladyboy actress who plays Noi
Me, the writer, director and DP (director of photography you dirty-minded people!) Yes, I appear in all of my movies, usually as the lead actor, a balding Jewish nebbish who gets the best and prettiest asian ladyboys.
and featuring Ron Jeremy, as Marlan Bondo
Opening Scene:
[Dialogue between T...
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by
trigudis
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
EDITOR'S NOTE: the author originally submitted this piece to Non-erotic, likely because it contains no explicit sex, but we feel despite the lack of sex it is a better fit in Humor & Satire. Enjoy!
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My name is Anna Fryan and I'm nineteen years old. I just graduated from high school one year after most people with my birth year graduate. "You might not be...
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by
ComteCheese
on Jan 5, 2019
Non-Erotic
Testing, testing, one-two...one-two. Three?
Please tell me you have it on RECORD this time? Good? Readeh..!?
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Greetings, peepers! And welcome to...
RUMINATIONS FROM A WHEEL
[A more-or-less-all-things-considered blog series with meditations primarily on MC erotica/community/material/themes that have found their way before me, probably in a sexual a...
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by
ROBERTODAVO
on Jun 19, 2018
Erotic Couplings
All characters are over 18 years.
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A few days later Leona was sitting in the coffee lounge of the hotel in Nicholson Street.
Glancing up from the book she was reading, she saw the figure of Gareth Hamilton standing in the doorway, making a careful survey of the room.
She watched him approach her table. He was wearing well-worn denims and a black cotto...
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She was lying on her bed helpless. He could tell she had taken one too many marijuana-laden cookies. It had made her beyond high. I had made her vulnerable to any and all of his advances.
"You're mine!" he told her.
"I'm yours," she mumbled. "Take me," she added. "Take me any way you please."
She was already undressed, lying naked, her body exposed for hi...
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by
VickieNight
on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas
When we finished laughing, Bailey said, "You're needed in the conference room for a briefing on tomorrow's meeting.
I said, "Don't worry about Randall and Scott; they are just pissed about the pricing contract". Then I quickly grabbed my folders and followed her while briefly peeking at her perfect ass knowing she wasn't wearing any panties today.
We arr...
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by
sparksdrgnfly
on Dec 27, 2017
Erotic Couplings
It's been a few months since my divorce and I was still having some issues making ends meet. Already working two jobs with no time for a social life, I needed to find a way to bring in some cash.
I was discussing some ideas with my brother in law on some jobs. He and I have always been close; same sense of humor and dirty mind. Anyhow, he suggested I check...
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by
OfficerM
on Apr 10, 2019
Fetish
***This is part one of a larger story series I have begun writing. I ultimately see this series being three-to-four parts long***
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"So, tell me what this experience includes," said Emma as she sat across the desk from Peter.
"Absolutely," said Peter, "As I'm sure you read quite a bit on the website about what we offer here it's for people w...
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Erotic Couplings
Some years ago, I played a little trick on my lover that I would like to relate to you. We were in bed naked, nose to nose, chest to chest, hips to hips, toes to toes. We were enjoying each other in foreplay as a prelude to making love, when I said to her:
"We should go for the Guinness Book of World Records."
"What do you mean," she queried. She started t...
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Erotic Couplings
Her heart throbbed in her chest and she was wet between her legs. It was a shaky couple of hours, waiting for that damn repairman to get here. Mari used the number given to her by her doctor to call an air conditioning repairman, and judging from the voice on the phone and how the doctor had talked about this person, Mari figured she could get a special disc...
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