If you've read this writer's 'Pirate Sex for Beginners' and 'Ticket to Ride' you'll already know where I'm coming from. But if you're sniggering at that remark, shame on you! I know this is being published under 'Humor and Satire' but this is just the introduction. I'll let you know when I've started with the H & S. For those of you who haven't read them,...
(This picks up, right where the first part of the story left off...) She left me there as she had before: naked, my cock stiff, my heart pounding and my head crazy with wanting, and again she left the curtain open a bit, leaving me exposed if any passer-by happened to look back into the stall. This time I tried to calm myself, tried to stay nonchalant, and...
Four couples, all around the forty mark, have been close friends for close to twenty years. I wish I could describe the ladies as blonde bombshells and the men as well hung Adonis creatures but in truth they were all a bit overweight and ordinary looking. They did however all have a love of life and fun and each in their own way has a remarkable sense of hum...
Evening had taken hold over Diane's bedroom, blacker than ink. There was no light to be seen, only the faint glow of a security camera's LED piercing through. And even that was weak, barely putting up a fight as night concealed everything. The evening shadows hid Diane's body as her pussy lips parted of their own volition, black liquid streaming out from her...
We met Elle that fateful summer night, at a garden party. I begged Jay to go with me, thinking my 6ft badass of a boyfriend would roll his eyes at going to a fancy outdoor function to raise money for the community gardens. To my surprise, he agreed, dressing up in a suit and tie. He put on dark sunglasses, and I couldn't help but giggle. "You look like yo...
My mother Oprah Winfrey... I'm adopted... my wife Kelly (Kelly Madison)... another wife, mixed pornstar Tyra Moore... another wife Kim Kardashian... my aunt Tracee Ellis Ross. All lined up, side by side, nude, on all fours. Cameras rolling. On the set of my newest porno, BIG TIME SLUTS #42. I make movies... moving on. The giant beer enema bag is brought on...
"And the award for 'Most Prolific Male Swinger' goes to...!" The tension is so thin, it's anorexic. Onstage, monumental statues of gleaming cocks reach toward a ceiling higher than Ken Kesey. The female MC ― clad in a dress made of used condoms ― clutches an 18 inch Thuringer sausage, centered between a pair of balls, each the size of a fully-grown human b...
Fast Times At Fucked Up High By : DickThePimp THIS AIN'T ABOUT SCHOOL... FUCKED UP HIGH IS THE NAME OF MY HOME "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" ....... AND FUCK! "Mmm... Mmm... Mmmmmmm!" I've got my face, nose deep up Ronda Rousey's gorgeous, firm ass. I'm tossing her fucking salad like a five star chef. Yum! Tongue all up in that booty, licki...
If you enjoyed our stories "Birthday dinner and a massage". You will likely enjoy the continuing series. It is the continuing story of a couple that are in love looking for opportunities to spark things up a bit. Together we learned how intimate a massage can be and now we want to take it further. For the most part, this story is based on our experiences wit...
The park grass folded with moister and pressed by four bricks of snow. Clyde looked like the park's frozen statue on a green bench. He store at warm yellow windows of the Hawthorne Hotel. He salivated to eat them like blocks of warm cheese. And his growling stomach tilted the heads of curious crows. He accepted his numb limbs as one would an unhinged heartbe...