This page will have no story content. Story content will begin on the next page. This page will cover authors notes and such. Horny Gate 3 is a parody of Baldurs Gate 3. That said, there will be SPOILERS for the game. If you have suggestions for things youd like to see, I LOVE to see feedback and appreciation, it inspires me to keep writing, so if you like i...
Historical Note St Dynwen's day is in fact the Welsh version of Valentine's day which is celebrated on 25th January rather than 14th Feb. I decided to use this day as it gave me a bit of historical realism as the medieval world did not recognise St Valentine's day romantically until the 14th Century -- nearly 500 years after the events on which this story i...
Author's Note: The next chapter is in! Sorry for the delay. I tried something new with this chapter. It's twice as long as the previous chapters and has more action, characters, interactions and story development. As always, comments and suggestions are most welcome. Stay tuned for more chapters as Bard makes his way closer to Glenhearth! Bard was in a good...
Bard stood at a fork in the road, lost in thought. Two wooden road signs before him read Darkwood Road and Gloomveil Road. Both sounded equally depressing and treacherous to the man. What moody bastard had thought up such welcoming names? Bard glanced back down the path he had just travelled but thought better of it. He was a thief on the run and would meet...
Author's Note: The second installment of The Adventures of Bard, the Wandering Thief is in! Thank you for the support and comments on chapter 1. I look forward to writing more chapters, so stay tuned for more busty adventures with the thief! "Darkwood Road it is then," the thief mocked, recalling his words from three days ago. Bard did not care for the fo...
This is my first "smut" short story that I decide to publish! Thanks you for taking some of your time to read what I've written so far :) Lots of love, Jynx ***** The bard was sitting quietly, with a pint of mead in his hands. His companion the barbarian, thought that it was pretty unusual for him to be so quiet. Hell, he even looked like he was sleeping!...
These stories only make sense, if you have read the three Valdemar books called the Last Herald Mage series by Mercedes Lackey. This chapter is based on book 3 Magc's Price. The story is about Vanyel meeting his lifebonded lover Tylendel the second time around in the shape of the young bard Stefen. And again, this will probably be confusing to the reader, if...
The day after Vanyel and Stefen become lovers, an evil mage attacks Forest Reach. Vanyel is hit by a leech blade and rendered unconscious. Herald Savil decides to get the two Hawk brothers who have saved him before (Starwind and Moondance). They manage to remove the magic blade which was draining Vanyel and Stefen as well, through the life bond. They get Van...
Disclaimer: This fanfic is based off the Neverwinter Nights community module by the name of "A Dance with Rogues" created by Valine. I fell in love with this story and felt compelled to write something that compliments it. This story contains explicit content and graphic violence. All characters except Shiloh, Bastian, Rhys, Nicca, Ni'as, Narev and Essex are...
Chapter 1: The Reunion Keiji The sun was high when the Bard, the Monk and the Barbarian left The Dancing Harlequin's inn. The trio had spent a couple days there, hoping to catch wind of dragon news. Fortune did smile upon them on the second day, as a panicked half-elf had barged in, screaming nonsense about a 'great, red winged beast that flew close by...