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Walk like An Egyptian

by Hypoxia on Jul 13, 2020
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Author's note: This short vacuous stroker is fiction. People and places are made up. All players are over age 18. Tags: museum, mummy, sting, curators, remorse, Flame Game. Views expressed may not be the author's. Details may be incorrect. The naming convention is deliberate — see note at end. Enjoy! ***** WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN ***** A nemesis with a...

Urban Oddballs: Asspectations

by Orbmansuper on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Urban Oddballs: Asspectations Edited by Thegreat_pretender "Ah shit, well this is what I get for making myself so short I guess," Tahlri muttered as she waved her hand above her head, trying to reach the cupboard above her. "Welp, this is a hairy situation...okay, that was a bad pun. Good thing I'm by myself, haha," Tahlri snickered, using her long, flow...

Urban Oddballs: Getting Soft?

by Orbmansuper on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Urban Oddballs: Getting Soft? "Wow Quiz, your ass is as big as mine!" Gaxi said, seated atop Quiz's ass while she stood there giggling. She kicked her feet as she sat there, eating her PB&J sandwich. Her tiny feet bounced off of Quiz's cheeks as Gaxi's rump was comfortably stacked atop Quiz's. "Hehe, thanks. It's nice to have a butt buddy, and you're...

Urban Oddballs: 23

by Orbmansuper on Jul 10, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Urban Oddballs: And Be Transformed Edited by Thegreat_pretender ***** After the defeat of Cheese Chariot, Palora departed from Helga and Poppy. Now, with the day being still pretty young, the bubble butt deer and her dog were now hanging out in Poppy's room. "Jeez, are you sure I can have some of these?" Asked Helga, holding up one of Poppy's provoca...

Lesbian Empress

by LesbianMuses on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire

You know you're a Lesbian Empress: When you realize anytime someone messes with you, it's like Helen of Troy. There's an army of LezBro's crossing oceans to battle for your honor. When your LezBro kicks the A$$ of some jerk-off that won't leave you alone, you starting singing, "Hey now, hey now. My LezBro's back!" You sing this unfazed in the middle of the...

The Dubious Dictionary: Aa-Ad

by MathGirl on Aug 31, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definition...

The Adventure of Fizzer

by HeroFizzer on Mar 6, 2018
Humor & Satire

The cat burglar snuck out of the building. All too easy, she thought. This heist had been planned for almost a year, and she now had what she wanted most. The Diamond Dildo! Finally, such precise and sharp edges would satisfy her pussy like no man could. Her ears perked up. Police sirens were going off and making their way towards her. She started running...

Life of a Slut Wife and Mum Ch. 00

by dercius on Sep 26, 2017
Humor & Satire

A fun list of terms and "definitions" in the style of urban dictionary but with regards to my slutty Singaporean tai tai mummy, as an aside to the main storyline. It's organized by alphabet with a word or phrase followed by a casual definition and then for certain words, I've also added an example of use. This is a work in progress and will be updated from t...

Freeing Kirsty Ch. 03

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

SO FAR: Divorcee Merrick Jamieson (35) visiting New York comes into contact with the moll of the mysterious Spiro whom the spirited Kirsty Fallon has reason to fear if she so much looks at another man. But after a brief association with Merrick Kirsty (25) finds she has become attracted and follows him to his homeland and begins working with the photo-journa...

TALES FROM THE GOON LORDS

by ACE THE GOON on Apr 22, 2025

The Smut-verse was vast the Goon lords ruling each world their twisted minds of imagination happened to visit. Thus from theses humble beginnings Goon Tales from the Smut-verse was born,Which came to open many different worlds of possibilities from the mind’s of each of the Goon Lords that graced the Smut-verse. Now the Smut-verse was not something fake it h...

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