I'm warnin' you all right now, forget the spellin' and shit. Jake weren't much on book learnin', he never made it past first grade. It's his story, you can blame him for all the mistakes. LYG. ***** Me and ol' Jed, was sittin' outside the general store one day jus' mindin' ever body else's bidness. It musta been past my dinner time cause my belly was a rum...
This is a super sleazy freaktastic fuck parody... It ain't real. This is my second chapter in my sex series about my freaky life... It mixes real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... It's a wild ass sleazefest run amok... My family will be added gradually to the story... Enjoy my fellow freaks. My Family: My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My...
On one of our weekends away from college, Greg and I drove to just outside Oklahoma City to see some of his relatives. We usually tent camped on our trips, but this time Greg wanted to stay in a motel. This was just fine with me. Greg and I had slept with each other quite a few times by now, but we had never done so in a bed! This was going to be great! We...
The alarm clock beeped incessantly, startling her awake as she groaned, slapping her hand against it repeatedly. "Shut up!" Tiredly, she regarded the time, snuggling comfortably under her blanket in preparation to fall back asleep until reality dawned on her and her brown eyes popped open in surprise. 10:25 A.M., she read then reread as shock caused her to...
If malevolence had the power to manifest itself in stone and mortar, then Rag Castle was its purest embodiment. It bespoke, with its sombre grey walls and stagnant putrid moat, a clear warning to stay away -- or else. A warning that seemed to have prevailed upon the wildlife of the area to perform a mass exodus many years ago. Doom-laden and desolate, its en...
If malevolence had the power to manifest itself in stone and mortar, then Rag Castle was its purest embodiment. It bespoke, with its sombre grey walls and stagnant putrid moat, a clear warning to stay away -- or else. A warning that seemed to have prevailed upon the wildlife of the area to perform a mass exodus many years ago. Doom-laden and desolate, its en...
To those of you who commented about the length of my story. I am new to this, and I apologize for the epic that it was. I just started writing what was in my head and got carried away. I have gone through and removed a lot that I thought was irrelevant. I was actually trying to make it longer, because I thought it wouldn't be long enough. I wanted readers t...
Hello everyone, just wanted to apologize for the last update. I am my own editor and if you have read any of my other stories, you will see that there are very little to no errors. I had a lot going on that day and my focus was off. With that being said, I saw the comments and there is a difference between constructive criticism and being rude. Anon, I don...
As Dickens said it was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I had just turned eighteen, which made me an adult, but I still had a year of high school left which made feel like a child. Although I lied about it to my friends, I was also still a virgin and I was such a nerd I saw no prospects in my future to remedy that situation. It looked like it wa...
The Louisiana bayou was extremely hot and humid, with thick clouds of mosquitoes and gnats swirling around the red sportscar and the two women who emerged from it. Linda was a 36 year old redheaded woman with sexy, rubenesque curves on her 5'6" body, with 36D breasts and hips that flared out to give her an hourglass figure the men she had fucked in her life...