"What are you doing? Can you SEE the other cars here, or is your head too far up your ass?" It seemed that David was having real trouble controlling his temper. Ordinarily, I would have made a joke about the wisdom of yelling at people who can't hear you, but this weekend, I was trying to keep my sense of humor to myself. I was tense, and my jokes get propor...
"Tomorrow is National Nude Day. " "Yeah, right. You're just a perverted old slob who hopes to get a peak at my cooder after midnight. And the way we're drinking, you just might. ....Ooh look. There's Jeff. He just bought a Harley and I've always wanted to ride a Fat Boy. See ya." It was a typical conversation between me and one of the younger women at the...
"They look so beautiful together." "Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks." "It runs in the family." "Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass." "Heyyyyy!" "Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not." "Heyyy... that's not f...
SO FAR: A jobless and sensitive young man becomes innocently associated with a bubbling woman in her late forties who lives alone on a vineyard out of Auckland, New Zealand. Nash is attracted because she drives a beautifully re-built and upgraded 1939 Chevy pick-up and draws him from his 'shell' with ease. Hope Honeybun's interest in young Mr Carson is that...
I think the wee folk are playing with me, but this is the story the Pixies gave me for this year's Halloween specials. It rolls some Celtic traditions in with some other traditions from the old times to present a tale of a witch who isn't really a witch... except that she is. I'm putting it in the Humor category because it doesn't really fit anywhere, and t...
Here is the long promised story of Edie and Kenny. Those of you who have followed my other story, Love Knows No Color, will be familiar with these two, as they are an integral part of that story. In this story, you will see references to events in the original story as seen through Kenny's eyes. Bear in mind, Kenny has spent all his life in rural Appalachia,...
*This is a retelling of my husband's first experience with two women. He was just out of high school, long before we met. I love this story and have changed the names (of course) and a few details, but this is pretty close to how my husband recounted the events to me. It's his story, in more ways than one. There is quite a bit of non-sexual background to it,...
I am your average American. I am a grandma, I live in a red state in the Midwest, go to church and have been married for 30 years. But I have a secret. You see, I am a swinger. Yes, my husband and I have sex with other people. This all began about 10 years ago. My husband and I were talking about our sex life, which had gotten stale, after 20 years of marr...
* * * The Eagle wheeled above the cliffs, looking for a tasty rabbit. He spotted the two human figures clinging to the rocky edge of the cliff and circled lower. The men were struggling for a grip, trying to get back to the clifftop. The eagle watched as one of the handholds crumbled and gave way. The man swung for a few seconds by one arm, then slid the la...
Chapter 1 It all started when I turned 15. My mom and dad were getting divorced and my grandmother told my mom that I was going with her to camp for my birthday. I didn' t want to go. I didn't want to do anything, least of all spend time with a bunch of screaming girls. Grandma explained that it wasn't that kind of a camp. It was a private camp, for familie...