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Ho Before Bros

by risgrynsfisk on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Hans-Olof was not a handsome man. He had always been overweight, had always had glasses. The overweight boy with glasses had matured into a fat man with thick glasses. He had always known that his weight was the first thing that people noticed about him and in most cases judged him by. Everyone felt free to give him advice on diet and exercise, but very seld...

The Christmas Dinner

by sophist801 on Sep 16, 2017
Loving Wives

The Players: Candace Glimmer: Married to Kenneth Glimmer (Harriet Stow's sister) Kenneth Glimmer: Also known as "Ken" and married to Candace Harriet Stow: Executive Chef, Candace's sister and married to Charles Stow Charles Stow: Married to Harriet, Santa Clause incarnate? Mayor William Harrison: Candace's lover Kenneth Glimmer * The mouth-watering s...

Julie the Schooly and The Emo Kids

by Mag58 on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

I'm a schoolteacher in an Inner-city Hellhole and my friends call me Julie the Schooly. It had been a pretty shitty week teaching 7 and 8 year olds who had already given up on the learning process; so had been looking forward to getting 'fall down drunk' on Friday night since second period on Wednesday morning. The plan had worked and I could hardly stand u...

Breaking In A New Girl

by JANAMARIE on Sep 15, 2017
First Time

The girl who walked past my cubicle looked to me as if she was sixteen years old at the most and I couldn't help but wonder what that hell she was doing in our office. She was blessed with a very pretty face and lovely hair but I swear she couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds and wasn't more than five feet tall. Talk about short and skinny ...she'd...

The Pledge Mistress Ch. 28

by caligula97236 on Sep 13, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Chapter 28 -- Lisa's thong The following morning began at 4:00 with yet another naked run to the stadium. As always, the five streakers ran past Heather's friend and had their picture taken before finishing the trip to the stadium. Bernadette's performance improved tremendously; she came very close to finishing the sixth flight before her lungs gave out and...

Peter Priper Ch. 05

by jinghiz on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

Retta needed a bath. Luckily, there was a bathhouse nearby. I was enjoying the walk over there. My dick was swaying around half-mast, almost like a normal person. Ever since I got here - wherever here was, which I wasn't sure about - I'd ranged between 'hard' and 'aching hard'. All it took was maybe a dozen orgasms, topped off with a solid assfucking, and I...

Where Dreams Cum True Ch. 05

by Thnx2KinkyStar on Sep 12, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

After freshening my up and taking care of some business, I left the bathroom then headed straight for a makeshift bar set up in a large display room. I purchased a drink then strolled around again throughout the convention until the costume contest was to begin. The costume contest was hilarious and I wildly cheered on Jake and Sarah who unfortunately didn'...

M Is for Mandi

by BethanyJ on Sep 16, 2017
Transsexuals & Crossdressers

********** A series of stories with transgender themes which I hope will be of interest to those who like women, or would like to be a woman. Which includes me! ********** That night, that Friday, had been highlighted on the kitchen calendar for weeks, though my wife didn't know the reason why. OK, so she was off to her sister's for the night and that wa...

Letters to Nicole 08

by derek33 on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Dear Nicole, Yes, you're right! That first time with C.J. made me realize that I definitely prefer men over women, but not by much...giggle! If you ever want to try it with a girl though, you really need to try it with someone like Felecia. She prefers girls over guys and it really makes a difference I think! Watching her with Teddy though was such a turn...

The Sanctimonious Twit

by sophist801 on Sep 14, 2017
Loving Wives

Almost a year ago angiequesophie assisted with the editing of this little story. My thanks for the assistance! Rowan and William Muse The sun was about to slide, without fanfare or ceremony, to the far side of the Rocky Mountains. The Flat Irons were cast in shadow that made the monolithic black rock appear wet and slick. The few rock climbers that were sc...