Grandma Shit Stories

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The Cure for the Summertime Blues

by CycleWriter on Jul 16, 2019
Mature

"Go, go, go, go, go, mister, go," she said, looking over her shoulder out the back window of my car. I pulled out into the road, accelerating a little faster than I might normally, but not really fast. Not fast enough. The 4x4 with the huge tires slammed into the back of my BMW with his fat, thick bumper guards and jolted us forward. My head hit the headre...

Jessica's New Life Ch. 03

by crimfolk on Jan 14, 2019
Interracial Love

Taste and Try Jessica stretched her arms out above her head on the bed and left her whole naked body exposed to him. She kept her eyes closed and savoured his attentions. It had been much, much, too long. His skilled fingers were tracing patterns across her skin and teasing her with the anticipation of where they would land next. However, since she wasn'...

Rules is Rules

by KingBandor on Dec 11, 2018
Loving Wives

Note to the reader: This story deals with a fictitious football game that never actually took place. So, please don't bitch that the scoring drives depicted never actually happened between the Cowboys and Giants. If you don't want to read about a husband watching his wife have sex with another man, then don't read this story. You have been warned. *****...

Water Nymphs Pt. 01

by Ahazura on Jul 10, 2018
Non-Erotic

I wanted to thank Randi for organizing this event and inviting me to be a part of it. Parts two and three will come along shortly. Now I get to read what the other guys wrote!!! -Ahaz Stranded on a desert island with three models. Every red blooded males dream, am I right? HA! Right now they are all pissed off at me and I am about ready to swallow the barr...

Dream Shapes Ch. 01

by Selbryth on Dec 24, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

It was a dream, or at least I think it was. For four nights in a row, about two months ago, I dreamt that I was abducted by aliens - you know, the ones you always see drawings and illustrations of in those shows about alien abductions. But for me it was a little different. The aliens were tall, almost like the elves you see in the LOTR movies; tall and re...

Roommate's Girlfriend

by FolleLeone on Mar 2, 2020
Group Sex

Mark was my roommate for one year in college. We didn't get along well. Nothing bad, but our personalities just didn't mesh. Tonight he had his new girlfriend, Kate, over, though I hadn't seen her as I was in bed trying to sleep. I'm not great at falling asleep. It often takes me an hour or more, so if I got up to greet her or anything like that, I'd be up f...

Between Roommates: Sharing a Girl

by Ravenmiller on Mar 2, 2020
Group Sex

Brook is a tall, beautiful police officer from Montana visiting a friend in San Diego. Very much a modern woman who knows what she wants, she hasn't had sex in 19 days and is climbing the walls. She meets Lance, the consummate player, in a bar. Lance is a handsome Navy SEAL and used to scoring, and dumping, any girl he wants. Brook is no easy score, and she...

The Artist's Hands

by LavaIce on Jun 5, 2019
Anal

I don't normally take the bus, I used to think public transport was purely for the great unwashed, and perhaps I still think that. But beggars can't be choosers, so I get the bus, among the great unwashed. The rain is pelting against the windows, and even though its early afternoon, the sky is ominous. The seats are cheap plastic, look-a-like leather, and...

Empty Nest Pt. 02

by CAROLINA_GENTLEMAN on Jun 5, 2019
Loving Wives

When I left my house, I drove straight to the apartment that my secretary, Sally, had arranged. Over the past few years, every time my company developed an apartment complex, I began including four to five furnished apartments in each development to rent as short-term executive apartments. Our area has a lot of foreign companies and many of them have manager...

Unmute

by Cydia on Sep 4, 2018
Toys & Masturbation

"Hey, Case," was all my sister said as she hugged me, graciously ignoring the sweat and the travel-stains I was sporting. I was very aware that I was painting a generally unappealing image standing on her front step in crocs (crocs! With socks!) and with my hair wild and all my worldly possessions littered around my feet. Apart from a slightly sad smile an...