Disclaimers: This is a parody story about real people who I do not know and to my knowledge have not engaged in the acts depicted. Tags: horny sluts, sluts, oral, pussy, FFM, FF, water sports, pissing, pee, best friends, celebrities, taylor swift, selena gomez, bathroom, pussy licking, lesbian, blowjob, cocksucking, hair pulling, spanking, shower, fingering...
Another glorious day in Acropolis City... until, without warning, disaster strikes! It could be a fire, a bank robbery, a collapsing building, or something stranger. But even in the most hair-raising situations, the citizens of this fair city are confident that whenever the average cop on the beat can't handle matters, an amazing (and, often, quite sexy) ind...
At age 46, I'd gone through many phases in my marriage. Never one to initiate sex, I was content to submit to my husband. His desires were enough to satisfy me. He always had a strong sex drive. We made love 2 or three times each week. My excitement came from meeting, or exceeding, his expectations. We were married very young. Our sex life in the beginning...
Sounds of pick axe and work fills the cave, expanding the interior of the already large chasm, hundreds of bodies work together to grow the already impressive structure as you have commanded your name is Sigard 'The Blackblade' Steeltooth, a intimidating name is needed for good reason...you are a orc. Not just any orc mind you, you are the most important one...
The rest of us sat around the fire awkwardly as Annie and Blake argued loud enough for us to hear it around the corner of the house. They had been going at it for a solid five minutes now, and it was really killing the party mood. "Fuck it, if you're going to be like this, I'm going home. I'll see you at the house," Blake said as he came storming around th...
Note: This story is autobiographical. It's here because I'm often asked about how I became the way I am and it's too long and complicated for a quick text chat. If you're the kind of reader who just likes the sex bits you might want to skim the first couple of paragraphs! Growing up where I did wasn't exactly easy for someone who had always been bi-curious....
It was a Friday night and I was over at my friend Mary's house, we were both on the PTA and she was the head of planning this year's high school graduation. She had invited me over to help her iron out some of the final details for the graduation, it was only a week away and it had honestly been a lot more work than either of us had imagined it would be. Obv...
E-mails. That's how this asinine article began. White wine spritzers at 3 AM cause a man to do things he normally wouldn't. At that hour, you have two choices: jack-off, or write. "Why decide?" I cry. "I'll do both!" Hence, a good portion of my stories were recorded one-handed style. Forty-two words per minute! A World record? Perhaps, but good luck findin...
History books and classes are such faint memories that they feel like something I came up with in a dream. The world changed so suddenly that we seemed to collectively forget about all the little things we did everyday. All of our routines, our celebrations, our passions were swallowed up in an effort to resist fate. But fate has a habit of getting what it w...
Jenne stood at the stage door thinking "Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. What have I gotten myself into now?" She was nervous, but excited beyond measure. Sucking Frank's cock had been interesting, fun, and it set the mood for the evening. A perfect stranger, and a slutty act. Next to that, taking her clothes off for a crowd was not really that serious. She kept t...