The paraphrased clinical definition of a handjob is masturbating an erect penis with one's hand. Just good ole fashioned jerking off is one of many slang terms for it. A handjob separates itself from many other types of masculine sex because a guy can perform it by himself. Because of this, the handjob has a reputation of being the lowest form of sex desired...
Susie, my fun-loving, sexy, dick-teasing girlfriend, was clearly up to something. The way she was dressed told me so. Susie was always a sexy, but also a very cute, dresser and today was no exception. We had no plans, other than to go to the park to get some sun. She came bounding out of the house toward my car and I immediately got ... interested. Her pl...
I've been married for 20 years. It didn't take my wife Tammy and I too long to figure out that I had a much stronger sex-drive than she did. Frankly I have thoughts of sex about 5 times an hour and my wife has the same thoughts about once every 5 days. I'm sure it is a rare occurrence when two married people have the exact same desired level for sex. The way...
By Likegoodwine copyright January 2015 Here's a short story for you. All sexual partners are adults. As is often the case with me, my story shouldn't be taken seriously, just a few words put together to make people smile. Edited by JonB1969. Your votes and comments are welcome. For many people in North America, winter is this unpleasant period betwee...
So what do you do when the girl you've just fucked is babbling in German, oblivious to your presence and the moment is growing long and awkward? Don't answer that, Bats, because your answer would probably haunt my nightmares. My response was a quick peck on the cheek, the promise to call her and a prompt exit stage right. She was a sweet girl, but I was afra...
Here's Ira's next note. Written by Ira in his own handwriting. Dolly and Denny. 'So sorry I wasn't ther tooday. Thanks for unnerstanding a dirty old man and his whishes. As much as we try we can not get my thing hard anymor. This week Irene warshed my penise and chewwed on it but thet dinn't help ether. It sure felt good. Dolly is welcome to try that. Iren...
The weeks since Raven's birth had flown by in a blur and it was only in quiet moments like these that Max was able to sit back, relax, and put the pieces together again... The trek back down out of the hills would always be largely a blur he thought - except for certain moments. One such was Alli's cousin's triumphant return with most of the trade goods he'...
Hi again this is Sissy Jessica Howells , the kinky 0lchfa schoolgirl with an excited cock inside her navy, blue panties. At this moment my cock is inside Georgina Harris's mouth. Georgina, my 23 year old ginger girlfriend, has her head between my legs, giving me a fantastic blow job. Just feeling her long, red hair against my balls, gives me a weird sensatio...
White Trash Livin' And Fuckin' Parody My Family in This Episode : My Mama Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Step Granny Paula Deen (Herself) My Sister Gianna Michaels (Herself) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Cousin Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Peggy Bundy (Married With Children) My Aunt Suga (Kym Whitley) My Uncle Phil (Dr Phil) My Cousin Spence (Spen...
THIS STORY IS INTENDED FOR ADULT READING ONLY ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sometimes liberating a city can quickly lead to some very liberated behavior . . . ------------------------------------------------------------------------- They say that Brussels is a dull city nowadays, full of Euro community bureaucr...