Ralph Henderson's finger trembled shyly at the doorbell button before he summoned the courage to punch it. He was about to meet his future in-laws. There was the sound of padded feet approaching the door. The door opened to display a well-preserved woman in her middle forties, clad informally in a flimsy nightgown. "You must be Ralph," she whispered in a...
I think the wee folk are playing with me, but this is the story the Pixies gave me for this year's Halloween specials. It rolls some Celtic traditions in with some other traditions from the old times to present a tale of a witch who isn't really a witch... except that she is. I'm putting it in the Humor category because it doesn't really fit anywhere, and t...
My shit scented vacation has given me the most erotic memories. Time to fly home though. The excitement lingers and the expectation of future aroma lust encounters is keeping me moist on the plane. Business class seating keeps the trip comfortable and I can get some work done. Visiting the rest room to check my orifice status probing my vagina and anus. My v...
I woke up. My head felt strange. I searched for my cell phone. I found it on the floor, right next to my clothes. I unlocked it. There was a fifteen missed call from Ginger. I wanted to call her, but my head was spinning. I was dizzy. I surrendered myself to the desire to sleep. After some time, I woke up again, this time in much better shape. My headache w...
Hello!! The fifth chapter is finally done!!! My super-editor HMEdits has helped me a lot!!! I want to thank him and also my readers, you've been the most supportive. Thank you for liking my work!! Enjoy!!! Marie * * * I didn't know what was going on with me. This was my fairy tale and the storm I expected was here. It had wrecked everything... maybe tha...
Based on a true story. We were innocent tots when my cousin Jilly led me behind a bush. "Nicky you wanna play Naked City?" We took off our clothes and stared at each other's parts. That was the first time I saw the funny little flaps girls have between their legs. A few years later she wanted to play Naked City again. So we both got naked. My cousin show...
(This story is based on the country song "Pickin' Wildflowers" by Keith Anderson. No copyright infringement intended.) * The music was loud, the bar smoky, but the people in the little space cleared for dancing didn't seem to mind. They were enjoying the sexy sounds of the tall, rangy young man with the wicked grin on his face, belting out his suggestive...
Heyy I'm back!! Sorry for the delay! I want to thank my editor Uriziel. He's been such a big help... :-) Ayden I'd finally gotten the load off my chest and it felt very good. The thing that surprised me was the way she took it. She didn't freak out, she didn't look scared. She didn't even ask me what I actually was. Life couldn't be any better for me. She...
"Eva converged with Fate at a crucial point. She got a terrific offer, and now she was on her way to her life's adventure! She was to join the world tour of Julian Woolfe...!" ************************************ One man's loss is another man's gain, as they say. Eva Sanderson knew that, but the harsh reality of it was nonetheless hard to accept. As always...
Fucked up fuck parody series alert WARNING : The most offensive and depraved fuck parody series ever written... Read at your own risk... If you're not offended then you're one of my fans motherfucker... I approved this fucking message... Read on motherfuckers... This series replaces the White Trash For Life series... Pussy + Moonshine = Life... FUCK YEA...